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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 11th Nov 2020, 11:51
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Once we hand over the aircraft all he needs to paint on it is Kim Jong, I think it was a nice touch adding his surname UN for him... as for Biden, he can get a Greyhound bus.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 14:12
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The Captain was most dissapointed that the men on the left did not follow the Height order tallest on the left. ' order.
He delegated that simple task to the Corporal.
But o'm a Sargent sor. .
Not for long laddie. ..
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 14:16
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Only one of the main parcipitents is not wearing a corset....can you work out who that is children? ...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 15:31
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Man at the end of the guard of honour.... Cor did you see her eyes?
Man in the middle of the guard of honour... Is that what you call them?
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 16:57
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Secret Service on radio to FBI OK when we have Prince Andrew safely in AF 1 hold, let Sacoolas out.
DT don't remember inviting Andy to play golf at Joint Base Andrew, but if he has the money to play skins, I'm happy with that
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 18:36
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OK, lotsa gooduns – here’s three of the bigliest giggle makers that were ultimately losers:


Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Have you seen the length of the immigration queue at Stansted?
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
MT.....Ah there's that Nicola woman, ask nicely if you can claim asylum..
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Diverted and kicked off the plane... I told you that you shouldn't have sacked the defence guy before we landed at home.
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"Oh look, the President is the only one in step."
But despite the threats of legal action, the winner is…

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
I'm sure that the co-pilot shouted "Stop the Count" when I tried to leave the aircraft before the steps were in.
CST on its way to you aboard AF1 – they will be dropping DT off en route…
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:04
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Thank you TG. Lets try this one....
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:10
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Ah voted Trump / Biden* what's your problem?

* Delete as appropriate
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:10
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New Zealand, where sheep are sheep, and men are nervous.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:11
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Predator drone reports to Base. No terrorists here, only sheep, moving on..
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:11
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Chef reports Lamb Chops off the menu
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If they got rid of that dye block, I could get a mini-gun in there.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:18
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Mary had a little lamb,
Which also had an Uzi,
And anywhere that Mary went,
Nobody messed with her!
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:18
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Ewe dirty rat
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:20
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That Collie thinks he's the smartest one on the block
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:22
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To the vet

Your gonna castrate who?
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 19:48
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Anyone seen a pig in a 'plane?
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Rambo, the early years
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 20:32
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Bleating the retreat.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 20:33
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The gun? That’s because Welshmen cannot resist anything in webbing.
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