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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:22
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Dead Man walking.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:23
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:25
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Donald stops: "Wait!.... Akrotiri???"
Guards: "GRAB HIM!"
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:28
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"Great Honour Guard, the Best ever...They do great Honour Guards in Belgium, terrific Honour Guards, just like their Waffles, terrific Waffles...."
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I keep telling them, I've never heard of the supreme court judges Jensen and Rosenberg, nor the assassin named Khamel
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:31
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WTF are we doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
Biden ordered it..
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:33
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Ok, first stop is apparently Jermaine street to learn how to tie a tie.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 11:35
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Funny how Hollywood for sees the future
Harrison Ford to the Terrorist
"Get off my plane"
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Think I will pop over to that little village called England, that nice white haired lady was so accommodating
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Can I get my book out in time for Christmas?
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Donald you have to stop asking the troops if they voted for you, they're British.
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Donald, their shoes are so shiny, they'll see right up my skirt.
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FFS, we gave up being isolated, surrounded, low on ammo, food and water in Agfannystan for this!
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 13:19
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I don't need no yellow line to help me walk straight (just keep holding my hand, hun.)
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Why are we going to the UK again?


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Have you seen the length of the immigration queue at Stansted?
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M: Ill be glad not to fly in that thing again. Those long steps are hell in high heels and a tight skirt.
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Thank you for your welcome, Boris. Let me give you a word of advice: if you can do nothing else, and I know whereof I speak, for heaven's sake stand up straight!
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I'm sure that the co-pilot shouted "Stop the Count" when I tried to leave the aircraft before the steps were in.
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Day one... Noah leads the herd off the ARK announcing the coming floods to be fake news.
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