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Old 11th Nov 2020, 20:42
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Officer: "B*****y good camouflage."

Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."

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Officer: "B*****y good camouflage."

Corporal: "With respect, sir, we'll find the owner of that equipment in the Red Lion."

Officer: "Good Lord! I didn't know we had red lions in this country. Are they very dangerous?"

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Old 11th Nov 2020, 20:53
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But Lord Kitchener said Britons wants Ewe.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 20:58
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Watch it! I'm ovine a bad day...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 21:00
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He also said Your Country needs Ewe and the Welsh have never forgotten that.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 21:23
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Alright sergeant, who made that remark when my back was turned?

I'm not sure sir, but Hoskins is looking kind of sheepish.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 21:40
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Ahhhhh Wales and the green green ass of home..........
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 21:44
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What’s not to like, carries my stuff, keeps me warm at night and you know takes care of the other need......
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Down in the valley Private Blodwin was telling his Sergeant, well it was like this, we saw this sheep and thought it would be funny to dress it up for a photo, we had just finished and the damned thing ran off.
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Well at least her gear is better turned out then half the squadies I have seen...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 21:51
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Sargent Bloggins had a very literal solution to the RSM’s direction “Make sure there are no sheep fuc*kers in your platoon ! “
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What I said was "Find an armed Marine, O'Shannessey."
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 22:31
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Nutty always was the black sheep of the unit.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 23:10
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Larry the lamb was saddened to find he had been black balled out of the regiment.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 23:27
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Shaun the Sheep finally has had enough of those smart@ss pigs making jokes about mint sauce.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 23:33
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That’s the last time a Volkswagen will drive past my boyfriend.
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Old 12th Nov 2020, 00:04
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Sergeant, when I said "Put some arms on the border, Lester," I was talking to Corporal Lester, not you.

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Old 12th Nov 2020, 00:59
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“Sir. Requesting a transfer to the Air Force Sir”
”You’re a fine soldier son, why do you wish to leave the infantry?”
Sir. I want to be a Ram Jet Sir.”
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Ready to fight Son?
Wooling and able Sir....
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"I've got a baa-aaa-aaad feeling about this..."
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As the threat of invasion grew, Captain Mainwaring called up the reservists, Cpl Jones volunteered next weeks Sunday Lunch
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