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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 18th Aug 2020, 06:46
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Great glasses these, at the first sign of Danger they immediately go opaque
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 06:56
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I know it's Hoskins train set, having his own simulator in the garden, but does he really need a crew, moaned his wife... .
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 09:47
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OOps
What do you mean OOps.
HMS Argyle has just fired a warning shot across the Russian Warship Bow to warn them off, but the shell landed in the middle of 6 Inflatable Dinghies
That's not a OOps that's International Co-operation

or

HMS Argyle has just apologised to the Asylum Seekers, but they should not be in bright red dinghies during a live fire exercise
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 10:03
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I think were looking good for a judgment on Wed evening, if the old fart remembers.


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Old 18th Aug 2020, 12:34
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I didn’t see that one coming..
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 12:34
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Negative. Still no signs of coherent plan from PM. Appears risible Churchill panto failing.
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 13:16
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Found him. Boris in a campsite in Argyll. Now drop him the note. "Your country doesn't need you, nothing happening with Covid, Asylum Sekers or A Level results stay on Holiday " signed Dominic....
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Old 18th Aug 2020, 14:37
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Dude! This fancy kaleidoscope is FUBARed! All I can see are clouds and sky....

- Ed
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 06:52
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Yes the bottom line says "Made in England"
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 06:57
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" Are they Zeiss's?"
"Nein mine's" said the on detachment German Observer

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Old 19th Aug 2020, 07:00
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While looking at the flotilla of Asylum Seekers Inflatables just leaving Calais the on detatchment French Observer told the Captain " All clear below let's move to another location"
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 12:18
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Photographer: As a person who's spent a lot of time looking through lens, I'd say you've got a pretty miserable assignment.

Observer: I'm trying to take the long view.
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 12:30
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"Now, where's that barn with 'piss off Biggles' written on it?"
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 13:04
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Sh*t.... Has anyone got an old penny?.... she was just about to remove her camisole...
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 16:33
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Look, there, there. A vacancy at ECUBE in Cardiff for a aircraft dismantler, that's where we will find Hoskins....
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Old 19th Aug 2020, 17:11
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Hey, these are REALLY good ... Iíve just spotted a virus.
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OK time to call this one.
3rd is Pennywashers
This virtual reality kit is so good, you could believe the RAF actually has a flying aircraft.
2nd is ShyTorque
Lying Barstewards - I can see right through their window ....Stores DO have aircrew watches in stock!
And the winner is Ascend Charlie with
"It's a helluva crosswind, captain, but you're still on the centreline!"
Trophy will be airdropped as soon as they can find you.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 01:44
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Darn, interrupted my morning coffee. Oh well, try this one:
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 03:46
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fish

Oh, Bugger... I said that towbar was U/S!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 03:59
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WHAT THE BUCCAN 'ELL ARE YOU DOING????
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