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Old 9th Nov 2020, 17:07
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As you have recovered from C-19 the hospital would like some of your blood plasma..
OK lead the way Dr Dracula
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 17:08
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Look on the bright side sir, you won't have to ignore anymore that Harry Dunn's mum.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 17:21
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In 2024 I'll be president again and my wife here will be vice-president.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 18:22
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HMG wisely denied QCS rifles with fixed bayonets ...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 18:23
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D: “Don’t smile too much, honey. Think of it as a practice for Joe’s funeral.”

M: “Now you making me laugh!”
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 22:24
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Yes, I turned the electricity and water off before we left. Did you give the keys back to the agent and get our bond back?
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 22:30
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Even though I might be an ex-President, my Secret Service detail is still supposed to take a bullet for me. They're standing a long way away though?
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 23:34
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10 mins later, AF1 departs Ljubijana. A bemused Donald asks "What's a no refund policy?"
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 06:12
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Vaccine, Vaccine I don't need no stinking Vaccine, I trust in tried and trusted method. Melania pass me the Dettol....
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 06:16
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Did you remember to stop the milk?
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 06:19
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Hope the boys have kept Trump Force One up on its maintainance. I see a World Tour cumming up.
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 09:43
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Welcome to North Korea. We hope the rest of that plane contains the workers who are going to build your palace and golf course.
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 10:06
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"I'm not finished yet, they offered me a role in the latest Mission Impossible movie, I am cast as Ethan Hunt's father, Yorick Hunt..."
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 10:44
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"It's not a Guard of Honour ... they're my undercover Lawyers."
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 10:52
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Diverted and kicked off the plane... I told you that you shouldn't have sacked the defence guy before we landed at home.
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 10:54
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RAF pilots, RAF guards, have we been re-colonised?

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Old 10th Nov 2020, 10:55
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I hear our daughter is thinking of running... fine bit of ass that, fine bit of ass..
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 13:44
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Yea Yea Yea Melania, I know in my last series of Apprentice USA I turned down BioNTech.... Stop going on about it....
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 13:47
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RAF Honour Guard think ...Effin 'ell we are on home soil guarding some nutter and we are not allowed to Preeesennnt Arms... but those yanks are all carrying concealed weapons.

The Worlds gone mad I tell ya...

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Old 10th Nov 2020, 14:02
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POTUS, that's a Laugh, according to the NY Times you haven't got a POT left to piss in and there is no US!
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