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HMG wisely denied QCS rifles with fixed bayonets ...
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D: “Don’t smile too much, honey. Think of it as a practice for Joe’s funeral.”
M: “Now you making me laugh!”
M: “Now you making me laugh!”
Yes, I turned the electricity and water off before we left. Did you give the keys back to the agent and get our bond back?
Even though I might be an ex-President, my Secret Service detail is still supposed to take a bullet for me. They're standing a long way away though?
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"It's not a Guard of Honour ... they're my undercover Lawyers."
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Diverted and kicked off the plane... I told you that you shouldn't have sacked the defence guy before we landed at home.
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I hear our daughter is thinking of running... fine bit of ass that, fine bit of ass..
RAF Honour Guard think ...Effin 'ell we are on home soil guarding some nutter and we are not allowed to Preeesennnt Arms... but those yanks are all carrying concealed weapons.
The Worlds gone mad I tell ya...
The Worlds gone mad I tell ya...
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POTUS, that's a Laugh, according to the NY Times you haven't got a POT left to piss in and there is no US!