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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 17th Dec 2019, 17:29
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Caption Competition Mk II

Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Not a Caption. Buster has gone missing; he has had the call from Goodison Park
Couldn't do much worse than the last 6!

Anyway...many thanks Kilty. Always an honour.

Seeing we're on a theme...



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The tin contains a great big block of chocolate, and the solder is thinking, 'It's mine, and all for me'.
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Brian had developed a new method of mine clearance. Running with the tin of chocolate, he would suddenly stop just before the tapes and take cover.
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As part of the US's commitment to international development, natives are taught to play rugby, even if it is necessary to improvise the ball.
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The sergeant was plainly going to win the "Standing still on one leg" contest - all the others are about to fall over.
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VAR check and Handball is given
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WHATDUYAMEAN you found it over there, ticking ..
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Tamara Ecclestones jewel case is found in the desert. Hank hurries to return it ….yeah right....
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Having been on a third tour of Iraq, Hank is surprised the children all callout 'Daddy'

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Having found the evidence that clears the President of Impeachment charges, Hank hurries back to base.' There be medals in this tin' he dreams
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(Ineligible) "Hey kids. It was great playing with you but none of have the required skills to make it sorry. However, fear not. The Russians will be here after us & they have all the "good stuff" that can make you into elite athletes!"
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Senior Pilots post makes no sense with regard to the picture, but since when was that a pre requisite?.
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Upon seeing this picture Trump finally realises what he did with the Nuclear Football on his last trip to Afghanistan.
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