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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 19th Dec 2020, 21:24
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What an absolute gimmick, yet these schmucks are lapping it up! Nobody, and I mean nobody, will ever want to ride in a car!
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 08:23
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Dick Dastardly and Mutley cruise the streets, are ready for instant action when the Pigeon appears
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 08:25
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I'll teach 'em, bringing a Pimped up Subaru WRX to the burn out in Oxford Street.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 08:28
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It was only after 1000 miles driving home for Christmas that Hank discovered he had not hitched up the caravan after all. Well in the dark of the garage, he explained they all look alike.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 10:17
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All went well with the Carnival Floats till 007 had to find the most dramatic way to escape certain death at the hands of Blofield's henchmen.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 10:43
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Are you sure this counts as trans continental?
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 11:25
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That spinning thing isn't a bad idea, but Queen Boadicea's knives on wheels probably did a better job.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 11:56
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Looks like entries are slowing down. I'll call this tonight and leave a little time to get back to the holidays (if the winner is so inclined, of course).
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 11:57
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The Air Scouts advertise Prop-a-Job week and inadvertently gift a Cornish brewer a great name for his new ale...
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 12:16
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Traffic Policeman checks his rule book and confirms no laws appear to have been broken
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 12:20
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Having not walked away from his last landing, Hoskins is to be buried with his beloved aircraft.
Tombstone inscribed Takeoff's 45 Landing 2
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 14:30
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Ok, three greens and a red stop light.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 16:40
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As Europe, and the rest of the World, starts to ban flights from the UK, Chris Rea has to drive home for Christmas
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 16:56
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As Kate and the rest of the family head to the Airport to go on their European Christmas Vacation, no one notices Kevin has been left alone
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 17:24
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Remembering the fiasco at Thanksgiving with getting home , John ( Candy) and Steve (Martin) decide to take no chances for Christmas. Now where's the train station? they ask the Policeman.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 18:28
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I think we will call this caravan an airstream..
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Ryan Air find a cheap method of delivering airmail between cities.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 18:36
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Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they appear.
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Old 20th Dec 2020, 18:58
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When I said land on the flat top, I meant the one in the harbour.




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Old 20th Dec 2020, 19:02
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On the insurance claim form I need a bit more space for the description.
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