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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 13th Nov 2020, 21:46
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Old 13th Nov 2020, 22:06
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President Putin dresses up his pet sheep

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Old 13th Nov 2020, 22:10
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Be vigilant the hairs are standing up on the back of my neck...back...ass...legs...belly and face.
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Old 13th Nov 2020, 22:23
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When you come to separate the sheep from the goats, I'd like to point out respectfully that some of my best friends are goats.
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 00:41
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Framer Bob made sure his stock was ready for BREXIT
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 00:43
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What happened to the good old days when men were men and the sheep weren't packing....
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 07:16
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Why yes I do stroke my 'Little Friend' often and long, what makes ewe think that?
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 07:21
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PC Plod goes undercover to infiltrate the sheep rustling gang. Can you see what gave him away ?
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 07:24
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Fed up with the Locals worrying the sheep by driving past shouting "MINT SAUCE" Farmer Giles authorises deadly force
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 10:08
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Do I smell . . . mutton?

Sir, we had no choice -- the sheep refused to drop its weapon.
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 11:24
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That's the thing about SF. We get all the best kit, and we don't get sheared every year.


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Old 14th Nov 2020, 11:34
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No more of this lamb to the slaughter nonsense - now it's my turn!
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 12:09
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While Hamish McTavish goes off to play rugby, he leaves the herd in safe hands. Brenda McTavish blends in
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 12:40
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Dolly, the last surviving member of the Baa-der Meinhof gang at liberty, surprisingly wasn't the black sheep of the family...
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 12:44
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The Sundance Lamb* awaits the arrival of Butcher Cassidy...

*pity the star of the pic wasn't a goat!
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 13:13
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Prvt Hoskins....The new rules say a beard only......get to the baaaaarbers!
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 13:36
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Has anyone seen Pvt. Wolfe? No, but if I didn't know better, I'd say that sheep was wearing his clothing.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any ball?
Yes sir, yes sir, three clips in all.
One for my master . . .
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Farmer regretted taking his Bearded Collie for a trim, but to save money used the travelling Sheep Shearers
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In Britain's Greatest Chef competition the main dish decides to offer up Rabbit instead.
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