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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:40
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Think we need to make these Covid Vacine needles smaller
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:41
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A contestant in the Bomb Factory Condom Fitting Competition prepares for the final round.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:43
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Fisherpersons look forward to the Nessie special sinker
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:45
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Penny wasn't planning on moving house, unfortunately she cut the green wire instead of the red
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:47
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Mrs Barnes-Walis works on scaling up the ' Damp Squib ' to a useful device
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:53
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Stand Back!!! Donno how big this is gonna get...
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 08:32
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Comrad, I knew we should not have given the Bomb making duties to a factory that used to make Russian dolls!
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 08:36
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The girls always like to get creative when presenting the graph for monthly bomb production!
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 09:06
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MOD get concerned when the time axis runs to the right for weapon production
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 09:08
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Great Leaders suppository ready. Right bend him over and tie him down.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 09:09
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General LeMay did say Big is Beautiful. Now gonna need a bigger bomber.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 09:22
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This is what happens when an ex SWO takes over in the bomb storage depot!
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 11:18
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OH! who's a big boy then.
That's nothing, you should see the ones 617 Sqn have!


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Old 20th Nov 2020, 11:57
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Sorry you dont have the correct paperwork to requisition that one ...in triple....in the correct colour....for a Wednesday
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 11:58
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Sob, cry ....PLEASE GET THIS OFF MY FOOT...wail
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:01
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After hearing that Brexit will increase the price of sex toys by 25%, BAe digs through every old cupboard to see what it can sell...
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:02
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Right. ...What did you do before the war?
Left....I was a wheel tapper on the railway to check for flaws in the castings, See i'll show you, pass the hammer...
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:07
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You better give that one to Doris, I know the batteries are flat, but she won't notice..
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That's it, you're on a charge... I know i'm always on one
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:09
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Would like to know what graffiti on the wall was so bad they had to whitewash it out now the women have taken over the men's jobs in the factories.
Here's one they missed...For a good ride call Bertha Moscow 13579
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