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Old 10th Nov 2020, 15:38
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MT to DT. Now you just go off and do your thing, and don't make a fool of yourself. I should be OK with these 40 absolutely dishy and handsome specimens of stout British 'beef'
I see you have already drawn lots and formed a queue ....
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 15:39
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......and don't hurry back
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 15:41
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Marine sloping off

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all I get to do is lug the daft fools spare blood if he gets shot.
I should be so lucky.....
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 17:07
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....and when i'm gone fill her up with the best Glenfiddich amd Marlborough. Should make a pretty cent selling them back home. We have Diplomatic Immunity and duty free allowance does not apply.
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Old 10th Nov 2020, 17:09
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I know, I know.... I shouldn’t have fired the Pilot, but I think we can pick one up here.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 02:02
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"Dollink, vhy do zese men sink you know soul music?"
"I don't know, why do you ask, Two Dogs?"
"Becoz zey keep sayink "You are soul" as you go by."
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 07:23
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Well I think that's the first time the President has ever hijacked his own aircraft. "Take me to Scotland" He demanded or the Hostess gets it.
Don't think the stupid fool knew that's where we were going anyhow...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 07:52
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Slowing a bit () so I'll call it this afternoon ... last orders at the bar, please! Oh wait they're closed...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 07:55
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Psst don't tell Donald but the yellow line is the only safe route that's cleared of landmines
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 07:58
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Secret Service folically challenged

Wish he would hurry up, shift ended 3 hours ago, I'm not being paid for this sh!t and I have a 2 pm tee off time...
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 07:59
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"Oh look, the President is the only one in step."
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 08:12
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Marine sloping off Right must get to his golf course with the 18 Presidential monogrammed golf balls and pop one in each hole before he gets there. I can see the headlines tomorrow " Trump sets new world record of 18 strokes for a round of golf"
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 08:18
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"Why is it that whenever we visit the UK and disembark together then the band plays something called "Nellie the Elephant" rather than "Hail to the Chief". The Honour Guard also starts sniggering when they get to the end of the verse".
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 09:31
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Did ya see that? nothing like a 50 man Republican guard of honour
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 09:33
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They can't be that secret, I see them everywhere we go.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 10:19
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DT: They're all dressed the same, and that's boring. Why don't they have them from each Service, and all dressed differently, like we do?
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 10:54
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Rare picture of Nutty and Buster hand in hand, at least for a short time they are not arguing
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 10:56
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DT... I will be glad when we get to the 20th Jan..
MT ...Oh why darling you will be out of a job?
DT ....Yes but then I can join PPRuNe and when they put up a picture of Sleepy Joy It will be my turn to have the last laugh
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 11:00
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At the hand over ceremony of the CST the outgoing Chief gets to pass on the duty to the duly elected
( majority of one) Chief Elect.
Duly witnessed by all their friends and family.
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Old 11th Nov 2020, 11:48
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