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The Welsh Guards assume their new Stealth Role.
Whilst grazing on the Brecon Beacons on exercise Staff Sgt Dai Jones did admit "We are trained to be compliant should amorous Welshmen try to take advantage as that would give the game away. Border Collies can also have a disruptive influence on operations" He went on to cite an incident recently where exercise "Mint Sauce" was disrupted for 3 hours by 2 dog walkers from Oxford where their two Border Collies encircled and entire regiment and rounded them up. This enabled the "Royal Welsh Regiment" (disguised as goats) to pin them down with simulated mortar fire
Whilst grazing on the Brecon Beacons on exercise Staff Sgt Dai Jones did admit "We are trained to be compliant should amorous Welshmen try to take advantage as that would give the game away. Border Collies can also have a disruptive influence on operations" He went on to cite an incident recently where exercise "Mint Sauce" was disrupted for 3 hours by 2 dog walkers from Oxford where their two Border Collies encircled and entire regiment and rounded them up. This enabled the "Royal Welsh Regiment" (disguised as goats) to pin them down with simulated mortar fire
Well a rams goto do what a rams goto do to protect himself. The shepherds life is a bit lonely in the high mountains for 6 months at a time with no company, when a man has, well, needs if you know what I mean
In North Wales, to prevent the contestants escaping I'm a Celebrity, the Producers look to recruit local guards. Well in Australia there are enough deadly critters in the rain forest not to need additional security.