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Old 9th Nov 2020, 14:45
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Well this is a first, being kicked off a flight...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 14:47
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I'm just as surprised there were so many postal ballots dear, when I saw your name on mine, I wiped my ass with it..
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 14:57
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Don't worry Donald, you will love Sevnica. it's so 50's
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:00
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Well Melania, that little present I left in the Presidents chair should keep the cleaners busy for a while!

..We had probably better book a commercial flight to get back!
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:22
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US Marine sneaking off stage left.... Well that's all the Air Force 1 hand towels, President wants me to sell them off on ebay to fund his Viagra...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:23
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Remind me to cancel that Farage chaps visa, for all the good it did me
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:24
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Secret Service by AF1.... OK Harry you can get out now, your on your own
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:28
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If only that seal had blown on the way over

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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:28
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Send to General Turgidson . Wing attack plan P. for Putin, for all the help he gave me this time...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:30
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Oops, a bit of gas there. Shouldn't have had the chicken curry.
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Soldier with satchel exiting stage right mutters: "I hope I can get these fraudulent Biden ballots to Pennsylvania before the recount is completed!"

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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:31
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DT to MT. Cant wait to get to the hotel and rip your kickers off.... they are cutting up my ar$e.....
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:35
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Having landed at St Athan, the dismantlers were quick off the mark with removal of the cockpit...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:37
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MT.....Ah there's that Nicola woman, ask nicely if you can claim asylum..
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If we nip down to Walmart we might be able to pick up some paint and redo it ourselves.
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Sorry Mr Trump, your court cases have been brought forward, I take it you met the firing squad as you got off,
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 15:51
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Living in Mexico won't be that bad Donald, after all, most of them have managed to slip through your impenetrably wall.
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January...

If you're the President of the United States, I'm the ****** Queen of Sheba - now come along quietly, sir.
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Mr President, Welcome to Guantanamo Bay, now if you would please step into this boiler suit that matches your hair.
Oh good idea Melania, blend in with the locals ...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 17:02
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Mr President we have a invite for you to appear with that nice Mr Morgan on GMB.

Oh good but can we ensure that Ms Reid is off that day, bit of a vixen I hear
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