Caption Competition Mk II

[NutLoose]

Once we hand over the aircraft all he needs to paint on it is Kim Jong, I think it was a nice touch adding his surname UN for him... as for Biden, he can get a Greyhound bus.

[Kiltrash]

The Captain was most dissapointed that the men on the left did not follow the Height order tallest on the left. ' order.
He delegated that simple task to the Corporal.
But o'm a Sargent sor. .
Not for long laddie. ..
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[Kiltrash]

Only one of the main parcipitents is not wearing a corset....can you work out who that is children? ...

[NutLoose]

Man at the end of the guard of honour.... Cor did you see her eyes?
Man in the middle of the guard of honour... Is that what you call them?

[Kiltrash]

Secret Service on radio to FBI OK when we have Prince Andrew safely in AF 1 hold, let Sacoolas out.
DT don't remember inviting Andy to play golf at Joint Base Andrew, but if he has the money to play skins, I'm happy with that

[treadigraph]

OK, lotsa gooduns – here’s three of the bigliest giggle makers that were ultimately losers:

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Have you seen the length of the immigration queue at Stansted?

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

MT.....Ah there's that Nicola woman, ask nicely if you can claim asylum..

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Diverted and kicked off the plane... I told you that you shouldn't have sacked the defence guy before we landed at home.

Originally Posted by Hydromet

"Oh look, the President is the only one in step."

But despite the threats of legal action, the winner is…

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

I'm sure that the co-pilot shouted "Stop the Count" when I tried to leave the aircraft before the steps were in.

CST on its way to you aboard AF1 – they will be dropping DT off en route…

[Wensleydale]

Thank you TG. Lets try this one....

[Kiltrash]

Ah voted Trump / Biden* what's your problem?

* Delete as appropriate

[Dan Gerous]

New Zealand, where sheep are sheep, and men are nervous.

[Kiltrash]

Predator drone reports to Base. No terrorists here, only sheep, moving on..

[Kiltrash]

Chef reports Lamb Chops off the menu

[Dan Gerous]

If they got rid of that dye block, I could get a mini-gun in there.

[Dan Gerous]

Mary had a little lamb,
Which also had an Uzi,
And anywhere that Mary went,
Nobody messed with her!

[Kiltrash]

Ewe dirty rat

[Kiltrash]

That Collie thinks he's the smartest one on the block

[Kiltrash]

To the vet

Your gonna castrate who?

[treadigraph]

Anyone seen a pig in a 'plane?

[NutLoose]

Rambo, the early years

[NutLoose]

Bleating the retreat.

[NutLoose]

The gun? That’s because Welshmen cannot resist anything in webbing.