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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 2nd Oct 2020, 14:51
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Gratuitous repost of the picture

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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 14:53
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Now remember these are for your protection when Kim / Trump/ Boris/Putin * pins the medal with the oversize clasp to your chest.

* Delete as appropriate.
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 14:54
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... and if you get a leak, there is a manual inflation tube, and a light to attract attention under the clasp.
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 14:57
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..and they are also useful in the rain to shelter Ronnie Corbett so he stays dry.
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“You touch me one more time, I slap you!”
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Ohhh i could just slap them and ride in on the nipp...sorry, ripples.
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 16:22
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There’s a nip in the air.....
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 16:25
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Evely time I say right move to der wight in column of free, i here sounds of balloons squeeking.
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 16:27
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So you are the bazooka squad?
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 16:28
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Normally I am a children's entertainer twisting balloons into funny animal shapes. But with Coronavirus I had to take any employment I could get. While still working with large rubber bags.
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Loverly ladies...loverly ladies...well developed back muscles, that is what i like to seee..
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it's a photo finish.......
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 16:47
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It was like sleeping in a tent...? Did no one tell you to let them down at bed time?
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This parade was very uplifting...!
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Surely one of you must want to clasp the PM to your bosom. He does have an very difficult job...and needs mothering...
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“Eye ... Fronts!”
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“OK, I know you sometime think I harsh, but you really are all my bosom buddies.”
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Sgt Weinstein reckoned THIS disguise was going ro be a Winner.
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... and an udder thing, ladies ...
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It's a simple choice, ladies: either you have a nice warm winter jacket like mine, or you get to be in the Dear Leader's favourite regiment.
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