Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Ahh good, you have brought the bucket of swarfega, now if you reach right inside you should just be able to see the Golden Rivet"

[lomapaseo]

We really are going to have to take care of that prostate

[jwcook]

Doris had misunderstood Hoskins in the bar last night when he said "I can't get it up while Pissed and broke"

[Buster Hyman]

She always gets cranky on the flight line...

[Buster Hyman]

"Piston broke?"
"Well, financially it's tough, but I haven't had a drink since Thursday!"

[Wander00]

HOW long did you say I had to wind this elastic for?








Whooo...........oooo........oooooh .......Where's the Kleenex?

[CoffmanStarter]

Head to the side and cough please ...

[Hempy]

NutLoose...

[Roadster280]

Having lost an arm, the speed wrench was a bit of a challenge for Doris.

[Roadster280]

There were many drawbacks to life in the Air Force for women, but at least there were some bright spots - the hair dryers were outstanding.

[Danny42C]

Silly me ! I mistook Fox3's offering for the next Pic, and so these pearls of wit that I had on the back burner go in the bin! A pity, so:

"Ground Control to Major Kong......"
"Never was horse that cain't be rode......"
"Pity you were messing about in the silo when we pressed the button !"
"Minuteman ? I think I've got a lot less than that !"
"It's always safer to ride with your back to the engine !"
"Well, this way I can check for drift...."
"You'll get reported to the Jockey Club !"

Ah, me.

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So now to the real pic (and my apolgies to AOTW):

"....ooooh ! I think I've stuck my hand into something nasty !"

[Kiltrash]

....to boldly go where no man has been before.


Doris wistfully daydreaming while waiting for the new 'Grey' book

[CoffmanStarter]

OK ... That's the Vacuum Pump changed ... You can try the Fast Erect Button now

[Danny42C]

"That nice Corporal said there was an air line in here so's I could blow my waterwings up"

(Seriously, what is it - the aircraft, I mean ?)


EDIT: GOT MY SPECS ON NOW ! OF COURSE IT'S A WHEELBRACE ! -SORRY.

[NutLoose]

Betty gently massaged Mrs shillings orifice...

[NutLoose]

Looks like a Grumman Avenger Danny

[CoffmanStarter]

Or could it be a CAC Boomerang Nutty

[ValMORNA]

"Really, girls, it's no different to sticking your hand in a bloke's trouser pocket and feeling for something hard."

[Danny42C]

(Thanks, chaps ! I tend to go with Nutloose).

Now:

"What damn' joker put a mousetrap in here ?"

[CoffmanStarter]

I think you might be right Danny ... Note to self ... Don't attempt A/C Recognition after sampling a rather good Margaux