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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 19:28
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Quick grab Buster's Blood Pressure Pills ... It's a long time since he's been on the podium (maybe that should be Suppositories then)

Well played Buster
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 21:51
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I guess even a Blind Hog can find an Acorn now and then!
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Old 23rd Oct 2015, 23:02
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Thank you DP. I shall have a pic up soon...

Point of order Coffman, I was runner up for the previous pic so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it!
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 00:29
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 01:19
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The CapCom Crew consider Buster's latest Contribution!
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 01:30
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Chief Superintendent Smythe about to conduct a lesson on evacuation procedure.
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 02:12
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Right, you horrible lot.

Come on, own up.

Which one of you had the chicken phall takeaway from the Bangalore Pavilion last night?
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 02:59
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"Well, Chief Superintendent, Mr Corbyn was sitting there, bragging that he was going to be a Privy Councillor, when he was struck by a huge lightning bolt from above."

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Old 24th Oct 2015, 03:09
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Which one of you is Armitage?

Stop Shanking, boy.
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 03:16
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As you can see from the written instructions, logs longer than six inches are to be lowered by hand.
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 03:18
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And that's why many people call us "the filth".
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 04:55
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As you can see, lads, today's modern police force no longer uses the ball and chain.
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 05:22
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Reason 311 in the list of reasons why instead of joining the police I should have joined the RAF !
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 05:39
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"What part of 'flushing after you're done' is not clear?"
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 06:27
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There's not a lot to go on, Inspector!
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 07:15
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The next lesson is on how to deploy a stinger.
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 07:16
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And then we caught the robber who stole six dozen eggs...he was bound over for 9 months!
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 07:34
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And that's what happens if you have a crafty smoke in the bog at break ... We're still picking up the pieces from NutLoose ... formerly of the Lower V
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Old 24th Oct 2015, 07:35
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"And this is where our pensions went."
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And at the same time, some vandal made a big hole in the wall of the female shower block. My officers are looking into it.
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