Caption competition
just airing off my fart sir .......... bangers and beans at the feeder.
......."No, Sir, it's not me, I assure you - it's just that it be dung-flingin' time round 'ere !"
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Now, Bloggs - what does your mother call you?
She calls me Nigel, sir!
Well, Nigel......after that landing....you're chopped!
She calls me Nigel, sir!
Well, Nigel......after that landing....you're chopped!
What do you mean "The front seat is for Officers only"?
Note to self: Suggest aircraft be fitted with intercom as notepads keep blowing away.
Well of course the canopy won't close. You're supposed to sit down first!
Note to self: Suggest aircraft be fitted with intercom as notepads keep blowing away.
Well of course the canopy won't close. You're supposed to sit down first!
Yes actually I was aware the mike was hot when I said all IP's were w@ankers
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"When I asked if you wanted to come in my meat ear, that's not what I meant!" 