Caption competition
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Of course there are risks associated with my job too, sir.
Only yesterday, one of my colleagues tested what he thought was a deodorant, but it was in fact extra firm hold hairspray!
Only yesterday, one of my colleagues tested what he thought was a deodorant, but it was in fact extra firm hold hairspray!
As the Politician in the suit asks the Infantry Sergeant "Why do you have a brown star insignia on your arm soldier?", the Private raises his right arm and says "Let me show him why, Sarge, purlease!".
Hardly a full page and nowt for two days - time to move on!
Third place with PingDit's respectable:
Runner up is our perennial comedian Buster's:
But congratulations this time to Siggie with the winning entry:
Well done Siggie - over to you
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FELLOW PPRuNers!
FLY SAFE IN 2011
Third place with PingDit's respectable:
No soldier, you're the one that's activated the timer and detonator - you tell me when you think it's gonna go bang!
Runner up is our perennial comedian Buster's:
No, the vibrator is not mine...but, would anyone here like it?
But congratulations this time to Siggie with the winning entry:
Just ignore him, he's not been the same since that fluke photo with the Eiffel Tower in the background.
Well done Siggie - over to you
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FELLOW PPRuNers!
FLY SAFE IN 2011
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"Right you lot - we need another nativity actor. We've got two wise(ish) men and a born again virgin, but the mad bloke with the bunny ears is up for the chop!"
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Following cuts in defence expenditure, the MOD turn to the Salvation Army for the latest Combat clothing contract.
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Annual meeting of the Camp Bastion Dear John club pass around letters from Ex's fearing their mens dress sense was not going places.
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Annual meeting of the Camp Bastion Dear John club pass around letters from Ex's fearing their mens dress sense was not going places.
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"And for my next Coalition Government defence budget public spending round, I will pull a rabbit out of my a**"................... Man with ears.... "Ohh Sh*t!"
