Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

"Sure, the new rotary wing basic trainer has a few teething issues in the axis of rotation department, but on the good side, it's got a lovely colour scheme, don't you think?"

[NutLoose]

"I'm sorry, we adjusted the crotch strap to the measurements you gave us, but just like all of your ego's, the figures appear to have been over inflated"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Martin Baker's tagline for their new seat: "Just because you've ejected doesn't mean the mission's over!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Flight Test Report #4:
Aircraft continually wants to turn right
Controls very heavy
Rudder feel non-existent
Air-conditioning outstanding.

[jwcook]

RAF Banter - Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.


Er, I'm afraid I didn't quite follow you Squadron Leader - till you showed me the picture..

[cattletruck]

Well they did say you will become a public spectacle.

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Although the jets were sold to pay for an F35 tyre, the show must go on.

[Buster Hyman]

"Those magnificent men in their flying machines...."

[DirtyProp]

1000 hrs of ground school and 13 exams and they give me this???
I want my money back!!!!

[PPRuNeUser0139]

"OK Bloggs, you appear to have taxying hacked - let's try a take off.."

"How does the WSOp career path sound to you?"

[Wokkafans]

B******s - they promised us Typhoon as a replacement for the Hawk and all we get is the canards

[NutLoose]

"Fasten my seatbelt and place my tray table in the upright, locked position...

Landing checks complete....."

[Danny42C]

"When I said "Rotate", Hoskins, I didn't mean the port wing !

[DirtyProp]

So, this must be the new VTOL fighter they were talking about.
What's the range on this thing?

[ValMORNA]

"The latest Martin-baker ejection seat, they said. That's the last time I volunteer to do a test on new equipment!"

[Danny42C]

Hoskins reckoned this recent development of the Sutton Harness badly needed a quick-release box.

[ShyTorque]

Look - I can see the reflection of my head on top of the wing but if I angle it just right you can see the reflection of the wing on my head!

[Danny42C]

Volunteering for these supine pilot trials did not seem to have been such a Good Idea after all.

[Buster Hyman]

Archival image of the RAF's lack of enthusiasm for the proposed TSR2 replacement.

[Buster Hyman]

And here Bertie demonstrates his interpretation of the Heimlich manoeuvre...

[jwcook]

"A little late on the roundabout Hoskins"