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Old 15th Jun 2015, 19:44
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"Hoskins, how many times do I have to tell you that putting waste AVGAS into your Zippo is asking for trouble?"
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 19:46
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"Our government is committed to investment in urban renewal in our inner cities, and here we see Manchester with the first tranche of improvements"
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 20:02
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"Sunni today?"

"No, it's Shiite"
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 20:16
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ISIS this...
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 20:19
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 20:19
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Yes dear, I bought this atoll because of the wonderful lightshows here.
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 20:20
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Ok take a memo..

Mrs Sturgeon, there are now no live Nukes at Faslane.
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Old 15th Jun 2015, 21:14
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"An ounce of demonstration is worth a ton of explanation".
 
Old 16th Jun 2015, 07:00
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An atomic bomb was dropped on Anglesey last night. Fifteen pounds worth of damage was done.
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 07:08
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Anyone know how to light this damned Barbeq...
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 07:16
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 08:25
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Bu99er ! ... Where did I put my eyepatch
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 08:43
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Unable to overturn the decision about the life of their Olympus engines, the crew of the "Vulcan to the Skies" project completes their last display sortie with a flypast over the CAA Headquarters building.
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 08:51
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"All right, Bloggs, you've made your point. You can have your branch change".
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 09:25
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So who took the photo of me and Mrs W having a genteel family discussion.............
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 11:27
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Following death by hungry wild dogs, mortar fire and anti aircraft gun fire, even Kim Jong-Un was realising that he may have just gone one stage to far.




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Old 16th Jun 2015, 14:09
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"I think you just overprimed it a bit, Hoskins. Turn the prop backwards a few times and we'll blow it out".
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 14:32
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Well Hoskins, I've heard of people shooting lawnmowers because they won't start, but this is a new one on me!
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 14:37
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MOD hastily issued new orders for use on units with atomic weapons.

"Henceforth, the phrase "go for the nuclear option" is not to be used with respect to trivial domestic issues."
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 14:48
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"Yes Sir, very effective. I don't think the council estate kids will cause any more trouble".
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