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Old 16th Jun 2015, 14:58
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Head Groundsman Hoskins was heard to say "the trouble with mushrooms is that once one comes up you just know that there will be a whole load more soon enough. They really b*gger up the grass too..."
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 16:41
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"Every dog is allowed the first bite"
 
Old 16th Jun 2015, 17:21
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Loadie to Nav "Is this doughnut big enough for you Sir?"
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 17:37
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"Well, we were building a simulator, but somehow got carried away......"
 
Old 16th Jun 2015, 18:44
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New attraction at Alton Towers has major incident.
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 19:10
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Gaviscon - for heartburn and indigestion
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Old 16th Jun 2015, 19:42
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"Don't worry", you said, "it'll never happen !" ..........
 
Old 17th Jun 2015, 03:13
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Hoskins, can you just check what load out was actually put on that Predator?
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 08:35
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After a successful Cat shot, 2nd Lt Tiddles was apprehensive about the carrier arrested landing system.....
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 08:45
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 09:10
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Bewdy Nuke! (Ozmates will get it)
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 10:30
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That was some curry.
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 11:25
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The English find a way to win the 2015 Ashes..

p.s Buster
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 11:30
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'Brakes On, Mag Switches Both, Mixture Rich, Throttel Set ... Contact ... BANG !'
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 11:36
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^^ Bit too much Coffman in your Starter there, Hoskins.
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 11:38
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Well played Hempy ...
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 12:02
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I shall call this now as I shall be busy for a while.

Third Place and the Trinity Prize to CoffmanStarter

P/O Hoskins ... I think you may have parked in the PMC's slot
Second Place and the Ivy Mike Award to Wensleydale

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A rarely seen but often talked about (in hushed tones) form of cloud from the meteorological cloud classification book - 'Cumulus Motherf***erus'
*Yes, they had a spare. I picked it upon ebay. Winner to be responsible for storage and polishing.
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 12:04
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Well played AOTW
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 12:51
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I think that this Caption Comp produced some very good entries. Well done those on the podium
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 17:15
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Whut 'e said....
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