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"OK, so which joker pinned the "remove before flight" flag to my blouse?"
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An ingenious new method of defusing ordnance was accidentally discovered when Dolores got to work on her first live job. One minute after she sat on top of it, all the explosive shot out of the end.
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C S, Ta ! Danny
Hempy,
I'm deeply conscious of the honour which has been done me - and extend my sympathy to the also-rans !
So my scintillating wit (what does it do after eight?) has won through at last.
Now this is the best I can do. I should mention that the perpetrator is well known to us here, but to spare his blushes, I assure you that no living creature was injured, and he left the subsequent Inquiry without a blot on his escutcheon, as he was in the grip of Circumstances Beyond his Control. And he has authorised me to use his picture, for which I am grateful, for the arcane mysteries of Scanning and Photobucketting are far beyond me.
(Reminiscent of the old story of the CFI who summarised his report on his stude: "This young man opens the throttle and initiates a series of events over which he excercises no further control !")
Do your worst ........
D.
EDIT: If this pic is too big, can someone please tell me how to re-size it, or (better still) do the necessary himself ?
Hempy,
I'm deeply conscious of the honour which has been done me - and extend my sympathy to the also-rans !
So my scintillating wit (what does it do after eight?) has won through at last.
Now this is the best I can do. I should mention that the perpetrator is well known to us here, but to spare his blushes, I assure you that no living creature was injured, and he left the subsequent Inquiry without a blot on his escutcheon, as he was in the grip of Circumstances Beyond his Control. And he has authorised me to use his picture, for which I am grateful, for the arcane mysteries of Scanning and Photobucketting are far beyond me.
(Reminiscent of the old story of the CFI who summarised his report on his stude: "This young man opens the throttle and initiates a series of events over which he excercises no further control !")
Do your worst ........
D.
EDIT: If this pic is too big, can someone please tell me how to re-size it, or (better still) do the necessary himself ?
Last edited by Danny42C; 29th Jun 2015 at 16:12. Reason: Too big ? What to do ? (and correct spelling !)
Avoid imitations
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Muhammed the pilot was mortified to learn that, due to his failure to synchronise his DI, Mecca was actually behind him.