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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:19
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Now that's what you call a Horn on...
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:32
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Despite evidence from facial recognition software, Prince Andrew continues to deny...........
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:35
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lukaut draivim balus liklik taim nau tasol

kwantas bihain

lukim bikpela kok wanpela pailat


(no doubt old PNG hands could improve on that rough rendering)
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:38
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"Requesting MATZ Penetration"
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:39
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The copilot used to complain it was all stick and no carrot. So now he gets no stick but a lot of carrot.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 10:41
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Humm ... lipid residue ... nice
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 11:03
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And here we have the cockpit.

........................................

The co-pilot wasn't going to fall for the 'polish my scrimshaw' trick again.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 11:05
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What, that? It's my crash helmet.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 12:22
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WOOP, WOOP...PULL UP, PULL UP...
Ok...if you insist...
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Are we going via Suez, or around the Horn?
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 13:24
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I understand this chap was a vacuum cleaner salesman before he became a pilot
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 13:43
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I heard that the SDSR was pairing pilots back to the bone, but this is getting ridiculous.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 13:50
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Chicken or Beef Captain?...Oh, someone's already taken your order.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 13:57
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The rotary recruitment crisis deepens...
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 14:13
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You give me ice cream and I won't eat your brains.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:01
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:04
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Look ... It's supposed to have a "Remove Before Flight" streamer attached to it
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:10
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The FRC's definitely specify ...

Pressure Head Heater ... .... ... ... ON

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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:24
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Pilot wasn't known as Top Banana for nothing...........
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Banana doing the split with Wrens became a new game....
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