Silly me ! I mistook Fox3's offering for the next Pic, and so these pearls of wit that I had on the back burner go in the bin! A pity, so:
"Ground Control to Major Kong......"
"Never was horse that cain't be rode......"
"Pity you were messing about in the silo when we pressed the button !"
"Minuteman ? I think I've got a lot less than that !"
"It's always safer to ride with your back to the engine !"
"Well, this way I can check for drift...."
"You'll get reported to the Jockey Club !"
Ah, me.
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So now to the real pic (and my apolgies to AOTW):
"....ooooh ! I think I've stuck my hand into something nasty !"