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Old 17th Jun 2015, 17:40
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'Ear, 'ear !
 
Old 17th Jun 2015, 20:57
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Thank you, a great honour! I'll post the new photo tonight (bloody work!)

Cheers all
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Old 17th Jun 2015, 21:03
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Congrats. With your permission, I shall be using 'cumulus moth@f#ckerus' in future - loved it!

Where do you want your prize delivered, by what means, and...armed or unarmed?

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Old 17th Jun 2015, 21:18
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Let me open the bowling with:

"It's not the fall that hurts - but the bump at the bottom !"
 
Old 18th Jun 2015, 09:19
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You are most welcome to use it any time, Fox3! Meanwhile, here's my offering for the next round ...

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Old 18th Jun 2015, 09:34
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Kick the tyres ... give the engine a w@nk ... light the fire ... and we're good to go !
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 09:35
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No Buster I'm not tightening your nuts any further
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 09:54
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You can take the girl out of the farm....
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 09:56
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Doris was sure she could 'drop one' on the flight line without anyone noticing....but the mess curry produced a cloud no one could miss!
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 10:01
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After Doris offered to check his big end...Bloggs was gutted to find out she was a technician!
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 10:16
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"..And this is Tiffany the Tweaker. She can get any man's motor running, if you know what I mean "
"..What did she do before the War?"
"Bunny Ranch, Nevada"
"I ....think we'd better run the campaign using Rosie the Riveter"
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:20
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The blokes struggle with the hand crank, which is why we use Butch for that job.
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:31
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Can't find reverse.
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:40
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Doris did a final check that she hadn't mixed any whites with coloured items before starting the cycle.
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:45
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Mavis had fallen for one of the oldest tricks...no matter how hard she looked she was unable to find the right-handed spanner.
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:45
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Look at me ... I've just blowdried my hair ... and I can't do a thing with it
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:48
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Nutty's identity is finally revealed to the world
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:52
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Cynthia always got this job; unsurprising since no man she knew could find a small button in a slippery darkness............"sigh"
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:55
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"Yes.. I've found the stick and yes you appear to be right Sir, it does move up and down in my hand as if loose"

From the cockpit.....

"Arrrgggggurrgle"
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Old 18th Jun 2015, 11:58
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"Whitney feels a Pratt"
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