Caption competition
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Might help if it was a bit bigger ...
Oh waitaminute I was talking about the picture that wasn't a caption ... er ... actually that's not a bad caption, is it!? :ok: Cheers, wishtobflying |
"Now then, this is the colostomy bag drain for our more senior aircrew..."
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http://www.ukmfts.mod.uk/images/aircraft/Ldom.jpg
(1) "This is working a treat," thought Julie, "I've not had to wait for anything all week." Her strategem of attaching a 'Remove before flight' banner to her coveralls, and toying with it as she walked to the flight line, was soon to be widely copied. (2) "And if the hose turns blue inside thirty seconds, we're in trouble." (3) "...saved £800 per aircraft. The new APU uses stored kinetic energy. First thing I have to do is pull out the old rubber band through this hatch here..." |
"Er, listen boss, I know you're trying to impress me with your technical ability, but honestly, I can even see where you've painted the garden hose orange and what's more, you've stuck it to the nose with blu-tac."
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"And at the end of each flight we simply plug into the charger using this cable. The next morning we have enough power in the batteries to take us about 30 miles, which is quite enough for a pilot of your experience"
In the light of PN's post below: "............. enough power in the batteries to take us about 30 miles, which is quite far enough from home for a navigator of your experience" |
Airborne_Artist, not bad except she's a nav so you should have said 'so we can't get lost.'
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The MO and IFS(RAF) wondered if their campaigns on Safe Sex and Flight Safety were being confused in the minds of the trainees ...
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Jeff wanted the message to say "Marry Me", but his snopake had run out after painting the underside.
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..."is that a Houchin cable in your hand, or are you just pleased to see me?"....:E
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'While you're down there..."
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"Ooh - do be gentle. Don't just ram it in, ease it in slowly and carefully!"
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"And this is the emergency escape exit and rope. I suggest you exercise your WAF arse and lose a few pounds before using it."
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"Now this bit is quite hard. Grab it with both hands and give it a good tug."
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Her thought bubble:
"He said it was going to be long, red and HARD. Never mind." |
And when you've finished being a navigator... there'll be another "M" you'll work under, and it'll be fries, not pies, you'll be serving.
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"Due to a typing error in his original e-mail the CO found himself kneeling before an unforgiving Dominietrix"
Coat........me.........getting :\ |
Yeh! I'm AC and DC? How long's this gonna take?
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"And this cable is. .. ermm . . ..something to do with the groundcrew I think . . .. or at the very least the Air Engineer . . . . But if anyone asks you what it is, just say "GPU" in a knowing and convincing manner and then go back to your maps. . . . . .. . .Basically, as a WSO, don't go near it. Please."
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and the winner is .........
much rustling of envelope turns card over gets on specs Talking Radalt. Please be upstanding and come and receive your prize - |
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