Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Well done Bloggs. This will do nicely as the F35 replacement.

[Buster Hyman]

Here's the problem Sir. Your watch is stopping the canopy from closing.

[Roadster280]

Hoskins, if you do that again I will jail you. Got it?

[squeaker]

Has Sir considered the benefits of thermally efficient double glazing?

[dazdaz1]

Keep your hands to yourself, mummy warned me of men like you Julian.

[CoffmanStarter]

I'm thinking of growing Azaleuas under glass next Spring ... What do you think Sir

[Hempy]

Well done Sir, you've got us to the threshold. Can I suggest that we close the canopy now?

[CoffmanStarter]

I say what a jolly jape Sir ... Do you think the CO will really notice we've changed places when we land

[Hempy]

'excuse me Sir, but there are MiGs in our 6 o'clock..

[Hempy]

'awful windy up here Hoskins'

'Yes Sir. Canopy closed and locked?'

[CoffmanStarter]

"Good Evening"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUS9htHp580

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins' Meteoric rise to the front seat hit a snag...

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Sir. When we land, do we then call it a Meteorite?

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty let loose with a MRD

[Martin the Martian]

Oh, for heaven's sake, you'll have to wait until we get to a garage. Why didn't you go before we left?

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They really have cut down on the CGI in the new Star Wars film!

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I thought God was my co-pilot on this trip?

[Rosevidney1]

"Look behind you, Tarquin!"

[Wander00]

(From Lt donkey walloper)


So this is where your man sits?

[Dan Gerous]

FFS a night fighter pilot scared of the dark. There, I've plugged your night light in.

[Wensleydale]

"We're a bit short of WSOs, so OC Bogs and Drains is going to be your back-seater tonight".

[Buster Hyman]

Bloggs was a fraction too slow to do the Rabbit ears for the photo at the end of the ride.

[CoffmanStarter]

Yippee !!! Dreamland Margate has reopened