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Immediate Action Drill - Nuclear
- Immediately don ones all protective fluorescent tabbard.
- Note:- If time is available for maximum protection don additional fluorescent trousers.
- Lie down somewhere comfortable facing the blast.
- Tuck in all exposed skin under the body.
- Recite the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974 section 4, subsection 5a/ paras 15-21, often referred to as "the Anti Nuclear Mantra"
- Die.
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"Now, Smith.... When disarming these old Cold War nukes it's absolutely vital to remember to cut the blue wire first.....or was it the green? Hang on......."
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Danny - there's a coincidence - Rabelais is part of local history in this part of France - he lived in Fontenay le Comte, about 15km down the road and also at the now ruined abbey at Maillezais, about 20km south of here. Many roads, squares, etc round here are named after him
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"RSM - one of the guards has been seen dancing on the forecourt of Buckingham Palace. I'm afraid it's made the papers. Sort it out, would you, the Colonel's a bit peeved".
"RSM - one of the guards has been seen dancing on the forecourt of Buckingham Palace. I'm afraid it's made the papers. Sort it out, would you, the Colonel's a bit peeved".