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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:06
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:07
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RT in an attempt to boost foreign ratings visit Comrade Fred Dibnahski as his home.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:14
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...and this is the mess deck...
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:42
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These are the best Russian “Tanks” I have seen so far
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:42
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And next time my Mavis blocks the bog she'll know all about it!
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:49
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You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:54
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"Man from Customs And Excise at the door dear."

"Oh, just tell him it's all for my own consumption "
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 18:26
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Simple really, we empty the port into the Starboard and the Starboard into the Port, why we do that God knows, but we have done it twice a day since it was built.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 21:12
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A post-accident photo of the basement at Chernobyl.

- Ed
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 23:49
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Great entries, as usual. The real story is here: https://dmaib.dk/media/7921/ice-rose...ember-2020.pdf, so mine would have been something like "Any report that any Russian naval unit was anywhere in the vicinity is fake news."

With that said, the best CapComp captions are fake news (in a good way, of course), and the ones that made me laugh the most were:

In fourth place, Nutloose with: "And as you can see, we Russians move with the modern times, we have gone green, even though it took several pails of lead paint to achieve it."

In third place,
Treadigraph with: "Right, somewhere in here there is a 1mm grub screw - without it all is lost..."

Runner up is Big Pistions Forever with: "You think this is bad you should see the heads !"

And finally, the CapComp trophy goes to: Confusious with: "And next time my Mavis blocks the bog she'll know all about it!"

The trophy is on its way by Corvette -- routed nowhere near Nord Stream 2

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Old 6th Mar 2023, 23:52
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Well at least I beat Nutty by TWO Places
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 07:51
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Cheers Chu Chu - Have a go a this one folks.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 07:59
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...then in order to weed the flower bed, you get your gardener take a spade and hit it on the top.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:01
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In an attempt to cure boredom, GHQ held a "Who Looks Most Like a Teapot" contest.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:03
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"It looks like a rocket coming out of an island...where are you going, Anderson?"
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:05
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GHQ gets a new pissoir.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:14
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"Some blighter at the War Office says that they've invented something called a tank. I told him that we already had one and to send up more horses instead".
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:34
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" ... No. I preferred the design of the engraved white slab of Portland stone".
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:42
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Elon Musk and Space X - the early years...
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:46
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At Walmington-on-sea the squad gather to pay homage to Jonsey. After he put it up-em
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