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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Mar 2023, 09:36
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Putin's super yacht was sadly impounded, but Black Sea Fleet Command assured him that they had already ordered a perfect replacement to be built in their submarine pens.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 12:34
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Nooo Stop.... It's Lefty Loosely...
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 12:35
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007 is subcontracted to get Megan and Harry out of Frogmore....
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 12:39
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Green Tanks??? Well yes i had some left over from my workbench.... Trouble was painting over the funny circular label with 3 solid black triangles...whatever that meant
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 12:41
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I plan to call this one tonight, midnight GMT or so.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 12:49
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Hardly surprising Mr Kadyrov was red faced, his tanks could not hide in their surroundings, they stood out like, well.... tanks.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 13:31
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Don't worry, when it sinks the sea will flush it all out and make it clean again, just like Moskva
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 13:55
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Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, eh? We must be inferring different meanings into that phrase, eh Hoskins?
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 14:23
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On this boat every day is a Sunday Routine !
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 14:24
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You think this is bad you should see the heads !
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 14:34
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And as you can see, even on a modern aircraft carrier like this, we do have our small teething problems..
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 14:35
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Meanwile on board Mir
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:03
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Sir, you know that "man that never was" down below..
Yes... What of him
Well, "he never will be", some bugger has welded him and his companion into the transportation tubes and we can't get them out.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:06
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Well Sir, I have tried every tool in the engineering room and I cannot get into your Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie tin, so you will just have to have Vodka like the rest of the crew..
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:09
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It was too heavy to move when we rebuilt the Kursk, so they just built around it.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:18
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Unusual design for a suppositories Hoskins...
Yes sir. Think Big or go home sir...
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:21
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Upon seeing the state of the basement, Nick ( Knowles ) descided this was a job too big even for the BBC House Makeover budget...
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:23
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...and finally... you'll be glad to hear...

The Starship Enterprise Engine room finally revealed after all these years ...from behind the camera
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 15:29
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Yes President Putin, this is your personal nuclear bunker, the one on the left, climb in and we'll seal it up for testing purposes.
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 16:04
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Yes, I realise we are ahead of times, but we might has well start your embalming Process now Mr Putin.
We plan to put you next to Stalin in his mausoleum, but to bring in the paying punters we will have you face down with a red rose sticking up between your butt cheeks.
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