Caption Competition Mk III
Putin's super yacht was sadly impounded, but Black Sea Fleet Command assured him that they had already ordered a perfect replacement to be built in their submarine pens.
Hardly surprising Mr Kadyrov was red faced, his tanks could not hide in their surroundings, they stood out like, well.... tanks.
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Don't worry, when it sinks the sea will flush it all out and make it clean again, just like Moskva
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Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, eh? We must be inferring different meanings into that phrase, eh Hoskins?
On this boat every day is a Sunday Routine !
You think this is bad you should see the heads !
And as you can see, even on a modern aircraft carrier like this, we do have our small teething problems..
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Meanwile on board Mir
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Sir, you know that "man that never was" down below..
Yes... What of him
Well, "he never will be", some bugger has welded him and his companion into the transportation tubes and we can't get them out.
Yes... What of him
Well, "he never will be", some bugger has welded him and his companion into the transportation tubes and we can't get them out.
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Well Sir, I have tried every tool in the engineering room and I cannot get into your Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie tin, so you will just have to have Vodka like the rest of the crew..
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It was too heavy to move when we rebuilt the Kursk, so they just built around it.
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Yes, I realise we are ahead of times, but we might has well start your embalming Process now Mr Putin.
We plan to put you next to Stalin in his mausoleum, but to bring in the paying punters we will have you face down with a red rose sticking up between your butt cheeks.
We plan to put you next to Stalin in his mausoleum, but to bring in the paying punters we will have you face down with a red rose sticking up between your butt cheeks.