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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:10
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Had a telegram from Charlie Dimmock. " Sorry been delayed Stop please leave the centre for my water feature Stop "
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:10
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I have no idea what it is, but I'm sure I can see no useful military application for it!
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:12
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Well, That'll be our contribution to the 'Iron Harvest' in 100 years time!
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:13
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Psst, be careful, chap on my right looks like a Boche in disguise, I think it may be the Prussian version of the Trojan Horse ....
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:39
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MI5 discover Blofeld's secret underground bunker
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:41
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Pvt Pike sees a blackarket opportunity for...whatever it is
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 16:43
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Aug 4th 1945 the Mayor of Hiroshima admires what fell from the sky...
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 17:02
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The RFC chappies have tasked us with finding a way to make sure it lands pointy end down in future ... oh, I forgot, they also need a way to make sure it only goes bang after it's left the aircraft. They assure me they have put out a staff target for a bomber capable of carrying it.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:00
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According to the boffins it’s a Daisy cutter, Hoskins old chap, give it a good whack with your pipe and let’s see how it works.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:00
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:08
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Well it’s obviously Italian, it landed in reverse.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:13
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I tell you what chaps, we will etch it with CST and post it to Buster, he is stupid enough to display it beside the fireplace.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:15
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I’ve never seen a marrow like it.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 18:20
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The war’s been tough on all of us, but Bloggins is a literal shell.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 19:27
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Well... the Australians missed Germany then....
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 19:32
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"This is a job for... someone else, so let's head back to the officers Club".
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 19:35
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I say Fortesque, have you still got that Quatermass chap's phone number?
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 19:58
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consternation followed the discovery of King Kong's armoury.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 20:15
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“Thank goodness for that; it’s just stopped ticking!”
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“Perhaps it’s a mine….”

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