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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:46
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It's the grave of Gunner "Plenty" O'Toole - He was on the job when he died...
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:47
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Pansies takes on a whole new meaning ...
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:49
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On the cliffs over looking the shore the Marine guard gather to honour Uncle Albert. It's engraved " During the War..."
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 08:51
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Well contrary to the plans your holding, Paddy says that's where it is and that's where it is staying....unless you want to pay a extra 2-3/6 General
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 09:25
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It looks like an Austrailian bunker buster.. what...damn, that thing has some deep penetration.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 09:27
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I had Jones up all night polishing his rocket, but by gad man, it looks no different..
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 09:29
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I think you need to get those welsh coal mining chaps back to dig the silo deeper..
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:00
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Not really a cockle shell. But then the bells aren't silver either.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:17
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"And if you water it daily for the next 20 years, it's supposed to grow into something called a V2."
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:23
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I kept finding track marks across my raised beds, so I found a gunner and asked for something that would stop a tank.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:23
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"Yes................................. but is it really art?"
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:28
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Lilliput built an ICBM. Who's laughing now?
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 10:30
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Right-o chaps, lower Nutty down onto the Suppository! It's his own fault for neglecting Fibre in his diet!
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 11:27
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Garrison gardener Hoskins thought it was high time he unveiled his new secret weapon Bombus Erecticus
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:43
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Right chaps ...tricky one here!

We have to diffuse it .....but as it's in the Generals garden we must not damage the flowers as his wife will be very upset!

...So, over to you Sergeant!
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:45
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It says, Property of HMS Dreadnought....if found please return to HMNB Portsmouth. sender pays postage.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:48
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Well it was past its bang by date so we had to find a n other use for it.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:48
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This should stop the fecking dogs crapping on my petunias..
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:50
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Look, I don't care if it came from Mars Lt Wells .....get it out of my flower bed!!!
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 13:50
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What's Baldrick's name doing on it??
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