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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Feb 2023, 17:25
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He only splashes the guys that are gonna die,

But he splashed everybody !

Exactly....
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 17:49
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You aren't as lovely as the nit nurse at school...
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 18:05
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"I don't think Vodka will help, but it's worth a shot."
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 18:14
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You'd never know from the priest's face that Hoskins had brought supplies of club soda instead of holy water.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 19:05
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Brut...Spash it all over..
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 19:10
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Lads on the far end looking left eagerly await President Trump now they have been disinfected to protect them from mad cow disease...
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 19:25
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This special brush extracts the sweat from your brow and deposits it into the holy silver urn.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 19:53
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Let us spray.



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Old 26th Feb 2023, 19:57
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A clean soldier is a happy soldier. Now, smile.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 22:10
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the alternative to body armour was received with some skepticism...
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 00:42
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National Service brings many new skills into the military. The chaplain, for instance, was formerly a "fluffer" on a porn movie set.
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 04:46
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"I've run out of holy water, can somebody get out the fire hose?"
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 06:08
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Trials are finally underway to produce a uniform that is actually waterproof!
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 09:22
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Apologies for butting in, and to Al Jazeera, but what is Uncle Vlad whispering to Cyril Ramaphosa? Just had to grab this shot. Answers after the present round finishes!
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2...he-ukraine-war



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Old 27th Feb 2023, 10:36
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Comments on this forum have descended to an all-time low.
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 10:55
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Thank you for the blessing.
umm, actually, it’s your last rites. We find that it saves time later!
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 10:56
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They think it interferes with HIMARS.
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 10:57
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Welcome to the Sydney Mardi Gras gentlemen! I’m your host, Nutty…
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 14:06
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"Thanks for the thought, vicar - but I'd rather have a few rounds of ammunition!"
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Old 27th Feb 2023, 15:29
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No we don't have any rifles for left handed soldiers
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