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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Apr 2023, 05:25
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Sudden realisation that she was in fact the only female in the troop came as an untimely shock to the poor Sergeant Elspeth.
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Old 15th Apr 2023, 06:09
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Having spent so long discussing the finer points of servicing a Bedford 6 tonner with particular emphasis on how best grease the streering nipples with Cpl Nutloose, Staff Sargent Hyman suddenly lost the will to live.
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Old 15th Apr 2023, 11:42
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No Ma'am, she's transferring to the Air Force...
but she's afraid of heights...
Or
Just wants tol be sure the Earth's flat..
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Old 15th Apr 2023, 15:24
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Judging Tomorrow!
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Old 15th Apr 2023, 16:12
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RSM, shouting “Carry On, Sergeant” isn’t going to help. “Stretcher Bearer” might be more appropriate.
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Old 15th Apr 2023, 22:30
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"Forget the medic, get the chaplain. He's always talking about saving fallen women."
"I wonder if he'd save one for me."
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 04:05
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But Ma’am, surely you have Daisies on your lawn too?
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 04:09
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Well what did you expect Ma’am, this is after all, our passing out parade
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 09:28
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At Balmoral Castle the Queen's Coffin bearer party get in some last minute pep talk....now all we need is a body .
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 09:31
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The QM was later criticised for turning up the hems of the girls uniform skirts.. it was to be just above the ankle as demonstrated by the Queen, not just above the knee...
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 09:33
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...and finally...
The Just Stop Oil protesters later regretted stepping in front of the Duke's 4 in hand carriage.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 11:35
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She’s part of our crazy golf course, but you will have to give the ball a good wack to get it in the hole Ma’am
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 14:40
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As the sniper attached to the Royal Protection Squad notches up an American actress to add to the French driver, it is time to judge the competition. The winner is:

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
That's not what is normally meant by ' Passing out Parade "
(Sorry Nutty - he got in before you).

The CST is on its way in the Gold Coach.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 15:29
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No problem, I never read his entries anyway, War and Peace is shorter and easier to plow through

Congrats Kiltrash
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:00
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Robotic voice...
yes Ma'am your collers of obedience ensure our blind faith in your Officers and Political leaders...however the force is strong in this one..

Oh thanks Wensleydale...may I offer up in time for the upcoming extra Bank holiday in May...

See what the assembled throng can make of this ...winner will be sent to the Tower...


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(Not a caption). What a cracking picture!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:10
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Remind me. Do you put your posy in my receptacle or do I put mine in yours. It has been a while.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:10
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Oi! That's my kilt you've nicked!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:12
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Gawd strewth! Andrew might not sweat but he doesn't half fart!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:13
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Don’t worry my dear I have Andrews chemical castration kit right here, all we need now is a plausible excuse to get him to drink it.
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