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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Dec 2022, 17:01
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I see Scroggins has bought it, hit twice he was, apparently Jerry are running a buy one get one free campaign.
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 17:42
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Kiltrash, Nutloose and Confusius* prepare 2023 Coffman Starters Throphies.

*other high quantity contributors are available up to choice.
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 18:18
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Hey NutLoose and Kiltrash, I've heard that there's a mole (or bear) in camp who's managed to rumble our plans for next year.
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 18:59
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You know, I'm sure the British Prime Minister did say he was going to send us new, fresh, state of the art munitions in our war with Russia...
Well to Boris these ARE modern....
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 19:03
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Records clearly show the Argies laid 1,354,639 land mines....only another 1,354,625 to go...
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 19:05
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Before the war laddie?? I was a elf. 350 days a year making toys for the nice boys and girls...then along came Archieduke bleeding Fernando...effin ell...
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 19:14
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Putin's on Santa's naughty list, so we thought we'd send him a gift instead.


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Old 16th Dec 2022, 19:17
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Are you sure these are mortars, as this one has got Buoy, Sono, stencilled on the side.
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:18
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BBEnd 1912...
Yes but I got them from the reduced section.
Off*....Enter your own local Supermarket here*
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:21
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Well I've got B6 any one got B4 or B5....damm Aunt Agatha sending us a Jigsaw in our Christmas Red Cross parcel ..
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:22
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Anyone hear ticking??
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:24
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Primer? Primer?? I thought primer was a weak white paint?
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:26
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Fireworks R US get ready for the New Year celebrations on the River Thames... and you all thought it was a well trained high security display company.
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:31
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"And we only need to buy another 1,893 copies of the "Bismarck" magazine to have the full model. Can't wait..."
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:34
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Socks for Christmas yet agsin. And me, and me, and me!
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:35
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"Darn these socks"

"Brill, you can do mine too."
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:51
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I'm sure there is a UTube video to show how we should do this...
Whats utub??
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 21:56
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Why have they sent us such a huge consignment of Nitrous Oxide, but no ammo?
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 22:00
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"So, stuff the chestnuts down here just like this."

"But how will we roast them on an open fire?

"Easy, watch this".
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Old 16th Dec 2022, 22:04
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Join the Army they said... See the World they said...

Didn't bloody say anything about packing Churchill's cigars.
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