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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Mar 2023, 11:48
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Ok, so I will tell you again, Red Flag is STOP, yellow flag is turn ABOUT.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 11:50
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Don’t worry about it, there is always a chink in our grand plans.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 12:19
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"Okay, so we're all agreed? We'll blame the rising middle classes that have betrayed the Party's goal of securing prosperity for Party Officials then"
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 13:49
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"When I said put the turret hatch down, what I actually meant was....."

OR:

"Yes, but why are we stuck to the ceiling?"
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 14:21
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tóng zhì mén, I think you may have misunderstood the difference between hull-down and turret-down.


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Old 11th Mar 2023, 14:32
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Driver Xi was rapidly developing a reputation as the Richard Hammond of the PLA, but was known to be 'protected'.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 15:07
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Well look at the bright side, its so much easier to swab the main gun barrel now !
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 16:49
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With its ammunition supply cut off by the Kremlin, a Wagner unit prepares to fling rocks at army positions. [Whose army remains undecided . . .]
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 19:24
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...and if we wait till the enemy is at 143 degrees true at a range of 600 yards we might get one shot at them...
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 20:03
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I think we should just walk away, and leave the tw*t in there.
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 01:43
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"and now we will say it was repurposed as the company's treadmill..., any questions? "
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 01:52
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the new take on playing dead had some implementation problems
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 03:55
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Brilliant plan!
Yes, I can see it now! First we get the Russians drunk.
Then we allow them to think that they are indeed going to be the ones to bring in the new world order...
And then we turn turtle. Hao, hao, zhen hao!
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 11:42
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You know those track parts we've been ordering to sell on craigslist? An inspector is coming next week to check the odometer.

Don't worry -- you can trust Uncle Sasha.
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 11:48
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Oh sh!t!! That cloud has a tank in it!!

That's not the worst part . . .
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 16:00
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Or:

What's that tank doing in that cloud?

. . . uh . . . uh . . .that's a rather difficult question, Sir.
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 22:24
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Last orders ....judging tomorrow!
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Old 12th Mar 2023, 22:31
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Well, we turned Hull upside down last night, Middlesbrough tomorrow?
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"He says he identifies as a Turtle & he'd appreciate being helped up..."
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The next person who says "Use the Force, Luke" gets a good kicking!!!
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