Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

...and if you run out of bombs to drop on the Germans, there's a supply of Mrs Kiltrash's Rock Cakes...and very nice cakes they are indeed.

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I'm going to ask Tremayne Gascoyne what it is; it can't be an aeroplane even though it does have a propellor...

[Dan Gerous]

BAe don't design washing machines, but if they did...

[Confusious]

And here we have someone who is backward in coming forward.

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Even Heath Robinson was nonplussed...

[Wensleydale]

Tommy Sopwith accidentally invents the jet ski.

[Kiltrash]

Write it up... Altimeter giving wrong reading ...

[Kiltrash]

Well I used to design sailing boats...that's why there's a Jib out in front

[Kiltrash]

Photography proof shows why the Captain always sits on the left... obvious init.. that's where the steps are...

[Chu Chu]

So was the Dutchman impressed?

Hard to say. He just kept staring at the space between the wings.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Brakes - not fitted,
Undercarriage - stolen from a pram,
Mixture - not adjustable,
Fuel - paraffin oil, full tank,
Flaps - not fitted,
Pressures.......pressures....
Ahhh poop, I forgot to start the engine."

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I hear you shot down von Richthofen?

Well not exactly... he was laughing so hard that he crashed!

[Kiltrash]

Ah Mr Boeing ....solved the engine ground clearance then

[Kiltrash]

...and that's why the designer should always make the first flight ....

[Kiltrash]

The Daily Mail £10000 prize for a successful first flight between London and Paris looks like it is safe for another year .....

[Kiltrash]

So it can't carry passengers, it can't carry freight, it can't carry weapons, it can't carry a radio....so what's the point Mr designer??
Well it does supply a comic feel good factor ..

[fdr]

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

Miss Stinson's next aircraft, the flying washing machine

:...and this years model does include the kitchen sink..."

[Kiltrash]

President Zelenskky survey the Ariel Fighting Machine ...freshly delivered from RAF Hendon...
However due to error in translation he wanted hangar 4 not hangar 1...you know No 4 the one with the Harrier, Tornado, Phantom, Buccaneer. However he drew the line with the Jaguar..

[NutLoose]

We named it the Wren after the chaps that are coming to fit the downstairs Kitchen.