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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Mar 2023, 10:12
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Workshop? This is my kitchen!
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 10:13
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I see the May Day parade spoofs are coming along nicely!
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 10:18
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Right, somewhere in here there is a 1mm grub screw - without it all is lost...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 10:59
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Souvenir hunters on the Vital Spark taking home bits of the Moskva , never mind who got the code books I wanted the Ships bell said Para Handy
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 15:04
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That'll buff out.

- Ed
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:26
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The UK food hygiene inspectors were later asked to explain their 5* assessment... Well you see there was this this brown unmarked envelope with my 5000 stuffed in it
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​​Delboy painters were employed to smarten up our take away
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:32
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Wife to partner...THIS Is tidy...what do you expect..
Well me dinner on the table when I get home would be a start.
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:34
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Mi Lord, you better have a STIFF G&T before you see the Chandelier...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:40
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There are man caves.... and then there are MAN CAVES!!!

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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:41
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Helluva difference when you have a red knob...Syphilis / Blowjob or just a safety valve .😊

It's a Sunday dinner after a stiff Malt and 2 G&T's so can't be bothered looking up the correct spelling of a sexually transmitted disease. ...cummon Liverpool.
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:46
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The UK food hygiene inspectors were later asked to explain their 5* assessment... Well you see there was this this brown unmarked envelope with my 5000 stuffed in it
I can see you are familiar with Croydon's many Fried Chicken parlours...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:49
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Not a Caption... however when we moved into our current house in 2015 there was a man cave and in it was a full size cardboard cut out of HMTQ... for whatever reason...
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Picture was later leaked of the real state of the MIR Space Station
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Of the Russian half of the ISS..
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 16:56
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Will the last UTD fan leaving the away end please turn out the lights....( 66 min) ...


Sorry that was a WhatsApp that was meant to go to my son...a Man U fan 😊 . So Chu Chu please ignore..
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Old 6th Mar 2023, 02:53
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Da, it fools the Americans, the Generalissimo Suvorov may look like a modern sophisticated hunter killer submarine on the outside but it’s like lipstick on a pig, same old Russian crap in the Torpedo room.
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And this is where we store Putins sh*t while on foreign visits, and as you can see he is full of it.
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And as you can see, we Russians move with the modern times, we have gone green, even though it took several pails of lead paint to achieve it.
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“Haha, yes, very good question! This is what we call ‘the final solution’. Just give that red stopcock there a twist…
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Every Russian destroyer needs a Vodka still.
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