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Ponsonby, fire off a telegram to Suttons and tell them those damned petunia seeds they flogged me had something strange in amongst them and can they send us all the seed that they have left.
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Well I'll be damned, I know the big push is to make warfare greener, but this is just too much.
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I say Carruthers, you've grown a moustache.... or is it one of those damned slugs that Baldrick has been seen touting around the mess what..
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Well, it makes sense and now I understand the rumours that old Carruthers had a lot of lead in his pencil, but chaps wouldn't decency have dictated we buried him after it had subsided.
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Private Tichmarsh says it's a garden feature whatever that is?
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It reminds me of Batty Bates when I used to fag for him at Rugby.
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Chelsea flower show 1916 and attempts were made to curry favour with the judging panel
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I say Soapy, will you stop walking around carrying that damned white cloth, it's damned bad form and we're not bloody French men you know...
'Don't get to close Hoskins, it is a live fire exercise after all.'
Must be Italian, leaning like that.
'Eden, get your hands out of your pockets and pay attention.