Great entries, as usual. The real story is here:
https://dmaib.dk/media/7921/ice-rose...ember-2020.pdf, so mine would have been something like "Any report that any Russian naval unit was anywhere in the vicinity is fake news."
With that said, the best CapComp captions are fake news (in a good way, of course), and the ones that made me laugh the most were:
In fourth place, Nutloose with: "And as you can see, we Russians move with the modern times, we have gone green, even though it took several pails of lead paint to achieve it."
In third place, Treadigraph with: "
Right, somewhere in here there is a 1mm grub screw - without it all is lost..."
Runner up is Big Pistions Forever with: "You think this is bad you should see the heads !"
And finally, the CapComp trophy goes to: Confusious with: "And next time my Mavis blocks the bog she'll know all about it!"
The trophy is on its way by Corvette -- routed nowhere near Nord Stream 2