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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Mar 2023, 19:01
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"And this year's model student is.....Hoskins."
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Old 4th Mar 2023, 20:18
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Hoskins girlfriend was chuffed when he asked her if she fancied doing a bit of modelling for him...
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Old 4th Mar 2023, 20:39
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Early design for the Coffman Starter Trophy.....flat pack to save postage and build it yourself..
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Old 4th Mar 2023, 23:41
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In equal first loser spots... (bravo, dogs)

Originally Posted by NutLoose
Noooo, you printed the plans in portrait mode..

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
No, no, NO! Popeye Doyle was a real person you idiot! Not a cartoon character!

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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The latest delivery from ACME to Coyote initially showed promise.... then it was unboxed...



and for adding "lateral" thought without a ruler, calliper reference gauge or other metrological device...

Take it away, Chu Chu!
Originally Posted by Chu Chu
NACA would soon regret placing Hoskins in charge of compressibility research.





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Old 5th Mar 2023, 00:12
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Thank you very much FDR!

I wonder what folks will make of this one:

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Old 5th Mar 2023, 00:26
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капитан, when I asked if you could deliver tanks by submarine, I think you misunderstood.
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 02:13
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Got all the ingredients for a nice bilge barbecue, clutter, dirt , grease just need a decent spark and itís the Guinea Pig club for anyone that cannot outrun the flashover .
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 03:16
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The English labels fooled no-one!
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 06:43
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Bit late in the round out Hoskinski...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 06:44
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Clutter... what clutter?
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 06:48
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Those? Oh... a new bra I designed for Madonna. she said it made 'em look like Zeppelins - I thought they looked more Titanic...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 06:53
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Too close for Allen Key, switching to Wrench!
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 06:55
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Engineering to Bridge...I think we just found the Red October!
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 07:03
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Farmer Uri proudly shows what the Russian Army delivered to his wheat field...free of charge
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 07:05
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Missile compartment of the latest Soviet Sub ...
The workbench??
Gotta have somewhere to lean over and kiss your ass goodbye
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 07:06
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Look how easy it is to make Hooch.....
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 07:10
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In court the prosecution asked just why he had bludgeoned his wife to death...
The accused replied well she went into my man cave while I was out with the boys in the pub, and she cleaned up the workbench, as you can see from my WhatsApp post...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 07:12
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Quint buys a bigger boat...
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 09:46
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Green? Well that's to sugnify they are eco compliant..
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Old 5th Mar 2023, 09:49
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"Vlad here, how is work progressing on our Russian Death Star"?
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