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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Jan 2022, 10:32
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Does my bomb look big on this??

Someone had to say it
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 10:58
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Overall the aircraft costume only earned a distinguished mention, but the flaps were awarded best in class….
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 11:28
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Twiggy tries to hide her unplanned pregnancy
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 12:32
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Dirigible is to blimp as airplane is to . . .
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 12:53
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Nobody believed me when I told everyone my ex-wife was plane crazy!

OMAA
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 13:23
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Defence Procurement unusually suffers for under-inflation.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 13:42
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Red Bull gives you wings!!
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 15:56
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The future of personnal transportation takes flight
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 16:23
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Susie’s fun contraceptive was really effective.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 18:19
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What to wear to a Red Zeppelin concert........
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 18:28
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Wings on fanny pads, whatever next?


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Old 10th Jan 2022, 19:58
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Is that a propellor or wishful thinking?
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 20:00
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We’re selling them as Covid two metre distance aids
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 20:53
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Well there I was flying along minding my own busyness at 200' on a course of 120 mag at a speed of 99 knots with another aircraft 25 foot above me on an identical course and speed. And BANG a ejector seat i did not know I had unexpectedly went off...
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 21:16
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QinetiQ staff demonstrate the latest RAF lifejacket.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 21:27
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Unfortunately this unique offering cannot be delivered with amenities like matching rubber threads for the landing gear.

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Red Baron von Munchhausen.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 22:01
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Poundland respond to Amazon's Jeff Bezos with their own sub-orbital spaceflight programme.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 22:17
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Comes complete with two knobs to tune the navcom radios.

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Old 10th Jan 2022, 22:27
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Oh No! EFATO! The inexperienced pilot extends and flaps her arms in the vain hope that she'll get a little more gliding distance.

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Old 10th Jan 2022, 22:58
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Where are the armourers when I need a download…
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