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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:03
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Alexa, Siri and Bixby * despiratly try and plan a route. Too many navigators spoil the mission
* my wifes new phone has Bixby as the voice commands.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:06
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So thats the Primary School, Baby food factory and Area 51 clearly marked as areas to avoid ... but a pass of Busters house, here, is allowed
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:08
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Quick game of Rock Scissors Paper to descide who drives
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:08
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So we have narrowed it down to three places that someone could have placed their glass on the elevator and left a red wine stain.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:10
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Well in February our advance troops were here, but I believe they are somewhere behind us on the wing now.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:12
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So our orders are to take this village and rape and pillage... it looks like we are well and truly f*cked ladies.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:14
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So, the last time I knew where we were was definitely somewhere on this map.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:15
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We will have to visit the Boots branch here and see if they have any, some fool back home is telling our troops to buy up all the sanitary towels for damned bandages
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:19
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Short term is to pull back across the river from Kherson, but I have heard whispers that our eventual defence line will be Siberia, so pack some woolly knickers ladies.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:19
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From what I remember we have a one in sixty chance of being right here.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:21
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Please Gertrude, don't hold my hand in front of Dorothy, you know how she is the jealous type
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:28
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It says unless we all get the same flying kit they’re going to post us all to RAF Support Helicopters…..whatever that is?
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:40
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Could I please borrow the chinagraph to sort my eyebrows out?
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:42
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Hurry up Ethel, I need to get that stick between my legs.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 13:50
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Oh sh!t, I think we're stuck as there aren't any men here to swing the props!
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:13
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Eye of newt? I havenít seen any since before the war.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:13
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With this Will I bequeath my black trench coat to Comrade Medvedev..
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:14
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:17
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Captured moment of the inspiration for What Three Words.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:23
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Look, I've been given the leather jacket so I'm the pilot.

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Right the blokes didn't didn't come back from the last mission so we've been tasked with taking out enemy HIMARs units. If they couldn't do it with the modern kit, we've no chance, so head North West, hug the ground and try not to get shot by the poles before you can surrender. When you get to the UK, tell them you're under 18 and have been trafficked.
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