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So we have narrowed it down to three places that someone could have placed their glass on the elevator and left a red wine stain.
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Well in February our advance troops were here, but I believe they are somewhere behind us on the wing now.
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So our orders are to take this village and rape and pillage... it looks like we are well and truly f*cked ladies.
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We will have to visit the Boots branch here and see if they have any, some fool back home is telling our troops to buy up all the sanitary towels for damned bandages
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Short term is to pull back across the river from Kherson, but I have heard whispers that our eventual defence line will be Siberia, so pack some woolly knickers ladies.
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Please Gertrude, don't hold my hand in front of Dorothy, you know how she is the jealous type
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It says unless we all get the same flying kit they’re going to post us all to RAF Support Helicopters…..whatever that is?
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With this Will I bequeath my black trench coat to Comrade Medvedev..
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Look, I've been given the leather jacket so I'm the pilot.
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Right the blokes didn't didn't come back from the last mission so we've been tasked with taking out enemy HIMARs units. If they couldn't do it with the modern kit, we've no chance, so head North West, hug the ground and try not to get shot by the poles before you can surrender. When you get to the UK, tell them you're under 18 and have been trafficked.
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Right the blokes didn't didn't come back from the last mission so we've been tasked with taking out enemy HIMARs units. If they couldn't do it with the modern kit, we've no chance, so head North West, hug the ground and try not to get shot by the poles before you can surrender. When you get to the UK, tell them you're under 18 and have been trafficked.