Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

On the M25 it does not pay to challenge (er) anyone to a game of Chicken

[Big Pistons Forever]

Soldier standing on the top of the tank

"Well look at the bright side, I bet this will become a CAPCOM picture !"

[Big Pistons Forever]

I knew letting Buster drive the tank was a bad idea......

[Kiltrash]

After the RAF had 2 planes on top of each other the Army descide to do the same. Can hardly wait to see the Navy's Carriers have a comming together

[Kiltrash]

Guy s(h)itting over the commanders hatch gives a vote of no confidence on his ability.

[Kiltrash]

Local parking enforcement officer approaches, wishing he had brought a BIGGER clamp.

[Buster Hyman]

"Sergei. If the Ukrainians can drop a MBT on us from their Drones, then the war is over!"

[Confusious]

Sorry Sir, I was on my iPhone catching up with a bit of I'm A Celebrity. Would you like the latest gossip by any chance?

[Confusious]

Look Tommy, if nine The Red Arrows can fly close formation at 650 MPH then we could easily put on a good show with two tanks. Moments later......

[cynicalint]

B0llux!

[Kiltrash]

In February the first day of the Special Operation does not bode well for the rest of the advance.

[Kiltrash]

Top Gear proudly show off their latest attempt to balance 2 tanks on a Toyota Hi-Lux....

[Kiltrash]

In Bovingdon the local residents get used to strange crop rises. However this CCTV picture shows they have a more down to earth origin.

[treadigraph]

Last orders! I'll try and do the judging around 1300Z today before my 1400zzzz...

[Confusious]

Hoskins, the orders were to 'go underground for a while'.

[Wensleydale]

The tank commander always regretted passing his comment to a suggestion by his driver: "Ram It" was not a suitable answer.

[NutLoose]

Hey boss, this tank is a veritable Tardis, I opened the under floor escape hatch and found I have another room downstairs.

[treadigraph]

OK, a quick scores on the doors - lots of great entries, here are just a few of my favourites...

cynicalint

Stop hiding under me! The NLAW will still get you!

622

These new multiple air drops are very accurate these days Sir!

Chu Chu

But on the other hand, the camouflage trial was successful.

Big Pistons

Well that’s one commander done with, two more and we can go back home to Russia

MPN11

Glad the antenna survived … we can call the AA.

Shy Torque

Don’t worry, the tractor is on its way.

Buster

"Sergei. If the Ukrainians can drop a MBT on us from their Drones, then the war is over!"

Nutty

Worse case of turret's syndrome I have ever heard, he may be small, but boy can he swear..

Confusious

Sorry Sir, I was on my iPhone catching up with a bit of I'm A Celebrity. Would you like the latest gossip by any chance?

But the winner, hopefully home and dry, is...

Buster

Damn it Sergei! Did you steal an Italian gearbox?

The CST is trundling its way to you, hopefully with no unexpected impediments...

[NutLoose]

NOOOOOOO..... Twice in a year he has won... I demand a recount!!

[Buster Hyman]

Cheers Treads! Nice & dry thanks.

Okay, whilst Nutty has a lie down after the shock, lets have a go at this one...