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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:43
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Soldier standing on the top of the tank

"Well look at the bright side, I bet this will become a CAPCOM picture !"
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:43
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I knew letting Buster drive the tank was a bad idea......
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 21:11
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After the RAF had 2 planes on top of each other the Army descide to do the same. Can hardly wait to see the Navy's Carriers have a comming together
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 21:15
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Guy s(h)itting over the commanders hatch gives a vote of no confidence on his ability.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 21:17
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Local parking enforcement officer approaches, wishing he had brought a BIGGER clamp.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 21:38
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"Sergei. If the Ukrainians can drop a MBT on us from their Drones, then the war is over!"
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 22:27
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Sorry Sir, I was on my iPhone catching up with a bit of I'm A Celebrity. Would you like the latest gossip by any chance?
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 22:30
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Look Tommy, if nine The Red Arrows can fly close formation at 650 MPH then we could easily put on a good show with two tanks. Moments later......
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 23:02
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B0llux!
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 03:13
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In February the first day of the Special Operation does not bode well for the rest of the advance.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 03:16
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Top Gear proudly show off their latest attempt to balance 2 tanks on a Toyota Hi-Lux....
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 03:19
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In Bovingdon the local residents get used to strange crop rises. However this CCTV picture shows they have a more down to earth origin.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 08:26
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Last orders! I'll try and do the judging around 1300Z today before my 1400zzzz...
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 09:46
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Hoskins, the orders were to 'go underground for a while'.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 11:21
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The tank commander always regretted passing his comment to a suggestion by his driver: "Ram It" was not a suitable answer.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 11:53
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Hey boss, this tank is a veritable Tardis, I opened the under floor escape hatch and found I have another room downstairs.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 11:57
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OK, a quick scores on the doors - lots of great entries, here are just a few of my favourites...

cynicalint
Stop hiding under me! The NLAW will still get you!
622
These new multiple air drops are very accurate these days Sir!
Chu Chu
But on the other hand, the camouflage trial was successful.
Big Pistons
Well that’s one commander done with, two more and we can go back home to Russia
MPN11
Glad the antenna survived … we can call the AA.
Shy Torque
Don’t worry, the tractor is on its way.
Buster
"Sergei. If the Ukrainians can drop a MBT on us from their Drones, then the war is over!"
Nutty
Worse case of turret's syndrome I have ever heard, he may be small, but boy can he swear..
Confusious
Sorry Sir, I was on my iPhone catching up with a bit of I'm A Celebrity. Would you like the latest gossip by any chance?
But the winner, hopefully home and dry, is...

Buster
Damn it Sergei! Did you steal an Italian gearbox?
The CST is trundling its way to you, hopefully with no unexpected impediments...
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 12:06
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NOOOOOOO..... Twice in a year he has won... I demand a recount!!
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 12:24
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Cheers Treads! Nice & dry thanks.

Okay, whilst Nutty has a lie down after the shock, lets have a go at this one...



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Old 10th Nov 2022, 12:58
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Right so that's Lidl for the Sprouts Sainsbury's for the Turkey and Tesco for the Mince Pies. Right Christmas shopping all done....Back here in 20 for Tea and Tiffin...
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