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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Aug 2022, 16:50
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Pilot thinks … “Pour me a couple of pints before I set off, Chiefy.”
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 17:18
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I say chaps, more good news - Bomber Command have agreed to drop the still on Der Führerbunker...
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:40
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I thought this was RAF Haveabeer, not Harrowbeer!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAF_Harrowbeer
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:44
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:46
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OK, Cpl Shepherd, Cpl Neame, what are you boys going to call your concoction...?
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:48
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Picture as seen on the wall of the Solent Sky Museum ....
So ..Special delivery of Spitfire to the Troops on the Western Front, Herman was not best pleased
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:50
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As usual the delivery chap makes no attempt to help with the unloading.. I'm only paid to drive the bloody thing
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:52
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HMRC officer patiently waits for his ' cut '
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:55
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Treadigraph waits patiently for his next delivery of Home Brew to be ready for collection
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:57
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This? No we found it just off the coast at Pearl, wait a mo while we flush out the ' Nips '
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 18:58
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PO Prune found that switching to the wrong underslung tank gave his aircraft a additional 500hp.
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:01
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Chap in the white coat finds he has a 50cal aimed squarely at his head, as encouragement to get the job done..
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:06
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Big Bertha waits patiently for her water filled dildo from Amazon .... Be carefull what you ' Click ' for
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:07
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Hurry Up! My foot is still stuck in the firkin thing!
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:17
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P: OK, have we done the full trim and balance calculations, given the different specific gravity? And the Risk Assessments? Are the Carriage limits within specification? Will that chalk affect the drag calculations?
SAC: F off, Mr. Hoskins.
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:26
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Hold on, I reread the orders. Apparently we’re to attack the laager, not with lager.
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:27
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Once you've finished larking about, the inside of this exhaust stub needs cleaning and polishing!
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 19:44
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This isn't B Beer chaps, it's O Orange. I'm teetotal...
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 20:56
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Bloggs is ready for some "spirited" flying.
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Old 29th Aug 2022, 21:12
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Why is it, that when I am filled up with beer, my thing does not get hard and long like that thing?
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