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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Sep 2021, 17:18
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Ok, moving on to the woodwind section.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 17:28
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We’ve been ordered to disable them to prevent them falling into the Talibans hands, but I think it will be more advantageous if we leave the bloody things as they are, that will screw them up no end.



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Old 1st Sep 2021, 17:49
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No wonder the British Army are in the poo, News of the World’s secret reporter photographs the MOD blind procurement staff going about their business..
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 18:30
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Well we have sold these to the Home Fans End, so if the Away team get a penalty, it CAN affect the outcome.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 18:34
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It can detect the slightest sound, like when the male returns at 3 am after ' just popping out for a pint of milk dear,' at 10pm
No Hoskins we already have one of these, called a wife...

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Old 1st Sep 2021, 19:31
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“Isn’t this a bit OTT for mosquito repellent dispensing?”
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 19:45
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"RIGHT, they've really asked for it - fetch me the Des O'Connor Greatest Hits LP!"
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 20:50
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Oy! Mein skebeilgabatoums have been schprekenzied on this doingleheimer kerchechtkba!

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Old 1st Sep 2021, 21:13
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We fit it to the Zero to allow it to run on E10 petrol.....
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 21:25
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Against all probability the improbability drive prototype disappeared on its first start up and was never seen again .

I do think Hiro had more of a commanding presence while wearing his Honourable British Uniform .
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 22:38
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...And these trumpets suck the C02 out of the atmosphere, compress it to provide the pneumatic force to fire the adjacent artillery. A green solution which reduces the pollutants the guns used to push into the air and provides us with free propellants rather than buying powder.
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:13
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Ah, Mr Sony-San think the Boom Box could be just a tad more portable please
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:20
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When I asked for " Everything louder than everything else " I did think off something a bit more technological than just " bigger "
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:22
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When I asked for " Something to wake up Sleeping Beauty gently " I was thinking of Prince Charming
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:25
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What it this?
It's the latest in a Enema sir, none of this messing about with water, pipes and KY Jelly. Just scares the sh!t out of them. They dont even need to leave home for treatment
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:27
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It's for the Away Fans sir, to ensure the Home Fans are unable to drown out their National Anthem..
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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 06:36
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With these we can clearly hear over the Border what the Chinese are Whispering About
However interpretaing " The Cow Jumped Over The Quick Brown Fox " Is proving difficult to crack.

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Old 2nd Sep 2021, 07:05
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Emperor, we have solved the problem of pigeons pooping on your statue.
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So, we catch enough chem trail residue pass it to the Anti-Vaxxer's in time for their meeting with the flat earth people's. simples
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The Chinese Hypersonic wind tunnel shows promise
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With this providing additional air over the deck of our new Carrier we don't have to mess about with getting up to ' Flying Speed '

Very good but where does the highly compressed gas come from?
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