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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Nov 2022, 09:56
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Best nip round stores and get several pairs of clean underwear
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 09:57
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Trials of using a extra charge to get better range did not go initially well
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 09:59
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Phew, that was lucky we stopped where we did, just checked the engine oil level, looks like we need a longer dipstick.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 10:02
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Hoskins trudging off to the right. Damm another prang, knew i should have joined the Air Force...
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 10:57
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The late comrade lieutenants last caution, "watch out, we will be spread thin on the ground... " while prophetic seems oddly unexpected. His self addressed envelope however, came in handy.
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Damn it Sergei! Did you steal an Italian gearbox?
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:10
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No Yuri, sticking on another tank is not the same as reactive armour.


Did you say strap in or strap on?
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:18
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:20
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He says it shrunk in the wash.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:22
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Ok, we'll tell them he reversed into us.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:23
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Worse case of turret's syndrome I have ever heard, he may be small, but boy can he swear..
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:42
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Okay. I'm really sorry that your ship, the Moscow, sank & we're glad you're here, but "ramming" isn't a viable tactic in the Army
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 11:49
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I'm sick of all these second hand donations from Iran Sergei.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 13:37
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Just a BMP in the road.
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 15:16
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Got it from tesco sergei ,using the "you shop,we drop" service .
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:07
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Feeling slightly smug with themselves at the damage their T45 had done to the Warrior, did not notice the Abrams A1M1 approaching ...
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:11
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Damm autopilot did not do what we commanded...
Err this model does not have Autopilot. ..
SHH....
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:31
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When the crew have a break ' Someone ' normally stays on watch....
Sorry it's Someome''s day off ...
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:35
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Not a caption...
Sorry I don't see anything wrong with this picture, taken at the Croydon show of Monster Trucks on the Bank Holiday weekend...
Err the Bank Holiday was last month...
OK count that as a caption 😊 after all
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Old 9th Nov 2022, 16:40
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On the M25 it does not pay to challenge (er) anyone to a game of Chicken
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