Caption Competition Mk III

[Ripton]

Look, I've been given the leather jacket so I'm the pilot.

or

Right the blokes didn't didn't come back from the last mission so we've been tasked with taking out enemy HIMARs units. If they couldn't do it with the modern kit, we've no chance, so head North West, hug the ground and try not to get shot by the poles before you can surrender. When you get to the UK, tell them you're under 18 and have been trafficked.

[cynicalint]

The instructions say - take part No 4482, with the red circle, locate and cement the lug into part 4402.

[Confusious]

We've got this Ethel, just don't ask the blonde!

[NutLoose]

I wonder why they called it a Hurricane Wilma?

I don't know, do you know why they called it a Hurricane Patricia?

[NutLoose]

Get yer mitts off me map...

[NutLoose]

So we'll start at the Dog and Duck, if we can't pull in there we will head up to the Nags Head, they're not so choosy.

[NutLoose]

I think we can get some steps here otherwise the leg up onto the wing is going to Bust yer Hyman..

[NutLoose]

Ok you hit the Mess, you the Hangar and I will go here to the Barracks, remember, spread it about, it is all fake news and Buster NEVER won twice in a year..

[NutLoose]

It says here the sweet spot on the Merlin is about 2200RPM when the vibration is at its highest intensity.

[Confusious]

For the last time, I'm not a bloody Virgin pilot.

[Dan Gerous]

Well it's my colouring book and I've got the only pencil, so the grass is purple OK!

[Kiltrash]

Right that's the aircraft delivered here to the front line squadron, now all we have to do is find where ' here ' is so we can call a taxi back to the factory.

[Kiltrash]

The Russian fighter pilots are glad to get the supply of Aircraft off PQ17. So they can plan their route to defect to the West.

[Chu Chu]

They keep promising us some new Lend-Lease fighters, but so far it’s just Yak, Yak, Yak

[Kiltrash]

They were supposed to build a glider so we could get over the fence, but no they just had to give the design job to PO BA Engineering ....

[Kiltrash]

Seen this?? China are offering the equivalent of $10000 per month for experienced fighter pilots...

[Confusious]

C'mon girls we've gotta nail this for Byford.

[Kiltrash]

Mag North, True North and Grid North...Wtf ( sorry for the bad language but Pilots will be Pilots )
and there's us trying to plan a flight from Hobart to Melbourne...

[Kiltrash]

Here, on page 24 of Terms and Conditions it says the first person to bother reading all the way down to here gets a £10000 prize. Just call 01 759 4321

[Confusious]

That bloody sexist Flight lieutenant Smithers told me I'd be better off as a nose art model.

Don't worry he won't get away with stuff like that in the future.