Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

The instructions say - take part No 4482, with the red circle, locate and cement the lug into part 4402.

[Confusious]

We've got this Ethel, just don't ask the blonde!

[NutLoose]

I wonder why they called it a Hurricane Wilma?

I don't know, do you know why they called it a Hurricane Patricia?

[NutLoose]

Get yer mitts off me map...

[NutLoose]

So we'll start at the Dog and Duck, if we can't pull in there we will head up to the Nags Head, they're not so choosy.

[NutLoose]

I think we can get some steps here otherwise the leg up onto the wing is going to Bust yer Hyman..

[NutLoose]

Ok you hit the Mess, you the Hangar and I will go here to the Barracks, remember, spread it about, it is all fake news and Buster NEVER won twice in a year..

[NutLoose]

It says here the sweet spot on the Merlin is about 2200RPM when the vibration is at its highest intensity.

[Confusious]

For the last time, I'm not a bloody Virgin pilot.

[Dan Gerous]

Well it's my colouring book and I've got the only pencil, so the grass is purple OK!

[Kiltrash]

Right that's the aircraft delivered here to the front line squadron, now all we have to do is find where ' here ' is so we can call a taxi back to the factory.

[Kiltrash]

The Russian fighter pilots are glad to get the supply of Aircraft off PQ17. So they can plan their route to defect to the West.

[Chu Chu]

They keep promising us some new Lend-Lease fighters, but so far it’s just Yak, Yak, Yak

[Kiltrash]

They were supposed to build a glider so we could get over the fence, but no they just had to give the design job to PO BA Engineering ....

[Kiltrash]

Seen this?? China are offering the equivalent of $10000 per month for experienced fighter pilots...

[Confusious]

C'mon girls we've gotta nail this for Byford.

[Kiltrash]

Mag North, True North and Grid North...Wtf ( sorry for the bad language but Pilots will be Pilots )
and there's us trying to plan a flight from Hobart to Melbourne...

[Kiltrash]

Here, on page 24 of Terms and Conditions it says the first person to bother reading all the way down to here gets a £10000 prize. Just call 01 759 4321

[Confusious]

That bloody sexist Flight lieutenant Smithers told me I'd be better off as a nose art model.

Don't worry he won't get away with stuff like that in the future.

[Confusious]

First target is Wigston Manor.