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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Nov 2022, 14:43
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The instructions say - take part No 4482, with the red circle, locate and cement the lug into part 4402.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:36
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We've got this Ethel, just don't ask the blonde!
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:44
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I wonder why they called it a Hurricane Wilma?

I don't know, do you know why they called it a Hurricane Patricia?
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:49
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Get yer mitts off me map...
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:51
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So we'll start at the Dog and Duck, if we can't pull in there we will head up to the Nags Head, they're not so choosy.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:57
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I think we can get some steps here otherwise the leg up onto the wing is going to Bust yer Hyman..
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 15:59
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Ok you hit the Mess, you the Hangar and I will go here to the Barracks, remember, spread it about, it is all fake news and Buster NEVER won twice in a year..
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 16:02
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It says here the sweet spot on the Merlin is about 2200RPM when the vibration is at its highest intensity.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 17:29
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For the last time, I'm not a bloody Virgin pilot.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:22
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Well it's my colouring book and I've got the only pencil, so the grass is purple OK!


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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:26
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Right that's the aircraft delivered here to the front line squadron, now all we have to do is find where ' here ' is so we can call a taxi back to the factory.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:31
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The Russian fighter pilots are glad to get the supply of Aircraft off PQ17. So they can plan their route to defect to the West.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:32
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They keep promising us some new Lend-Lease fighters, but so far itís just Yak, Yak, Yak
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:39
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They were supposed to build a glider so we could get over the fence, but no they just had to give the design job to PO BA Engineering ....
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:42
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Seen this?? China are offering the equivalent of $10000 per month for experienced fighter pilots...
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:46
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C'mon girls we've gotta nail this for Byford.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:46
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Mag North, True North and Grid North...Wtf ( sorry for the bad language but Pilots will be Pilots )
and there's us trying to plan a flight from Hobart to Melbourne...
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:50
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Here, on page 24 of Terms and Conditions it says the first person to bother reading all the way down to here gets a £10000 prize. Just call 01 759 4321
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:51
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That bloody sexist Flight lieutenant Smithers told me I'd be better off as a nose art model.

Don't worry he won't get away with stuff like that in the future.
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Old 10th Nov 2022, 18:54
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First target is Wigston Manor.
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