Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

Yes Captain, I've recorded the on 'blocks' time.

[Confusious]

[622]

You think our marketing piece is over the top.....well, a Supertanker leasing company has just rented the floor above!

[Confusious]

Last night I called for a taxi to the airport and woke up this morning to this monstrosity.

[NutLoose]

Over engineered? it's the Russian way, we build our aircraft like the proverbial brick sh*thouses.

[NutLoose]

Having had a sticking window, Shamus told Paddy he would nip and get a plane to take a bit off the top.

[NutLoose]

Nose tyres looks ok, but I think the mains are both flats.


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[NutLoose]

Insulation?.... Bugger, I thought you said you wanted "Cavity Wall Ilyushin"

[NutLoose]

Skip, Mrs Borrowitski in 12a says she appreciates our efforts to deter missile attacks on the flats, but on that last false warning, we dumped Chaff and Flares all over her living room carpet.

[NutLoose]

No, I said one day i'll own a little Dacha, not a bloody little Dak

[NutLoose]

Sergie? no he's not in, he told me to tell you he has flown the Country...

[Confusious]

Oi Olga, have you been at it again with that Mig welder?

[Kiltrash]

Yes, but as a Ariel we can now get Strictly with no interference

[treadigraph]

Bit late on the cancel reverse pitch, Hoskinsky....

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, I said I wanted to add a deck, not a flight deck.

[Confusious]

Shouts from flat below: Problems with your droop flaps again this evening Olga?

[Wensleydale]

Used the wrong angle of Banksy?

[treadigraph]

Putin's secret nuclear bunker was as rubbish as the rest of his defence network...

[treadigraph]

David Copperfield's latest Ilyushin was partially successful...

[Chu Chu]

With reduced business travel, the airline’s future was uncertain. But economy class loomed large.