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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Oct 2022, 04:40
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You think this is strange? Go around to the back yard.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 05:55
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Honey I shrunk the hangar
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 05:56
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This always happens when the inflight movie is ' Debbie Does Dallas "

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Old 6th Oct 2022, 05:58
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" Planning Permission? Where we're going Marty we don't need no stinking Planning Permission.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 06:02
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Luton* Council regret to announce that due to cost overruns with the DART that the Airport will have to close with immediate effect. However the stranded Aircraft have been impounded and repurposed in Council Estates. ..
( * I don't think Croydon has a current airport )
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 06:09
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Captain .....Wtf that was not there this morning when we took off....
​​​Co Pilot .....So that's a quick build housing development

(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 07:33
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That conservatory salesmen did not tell me that he trained as a airframe draughtman.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:11
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash

(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )
Not a caption... Six Crossroads Roundabout at Horsell? Hate driving round there, reckon most of the other cars I encounter are driven by people who work at McLaren... Croydon doesn't have an airport but the site has twice been used as for airshows subsequent to closing (and the late Dennis Kenyon tried to persuade me to organise another there while he was still flying - quite what he thought I knew about organising airshows is a mystery...)

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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:18
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The brick sh!t house at the back is just an Ilyushin...
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:21
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With strategic materials in short supply due to sanctions, Russia's replacement programme for its moribund fleet of Western airliners turns to more traditional construction materials...
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:24
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...and the top deck is traditionally the preserve of opposition politicians and dissidents...
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:44
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Another example of a co-pilot "bricking it".
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:47
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Correct Treaders. This happened when I was living in Addlestone with a daily commute to a secret underground establishment that if I told you about I would have to kill you 😊
...and back to your normal programme..

However as the museum had not removed all their exhibits in time Speedy-E-Builders put up the block of flats.
The site foreman told the reporters that he had orders to build them there and as you know orders are orders... .
am thinking Bruntingthorpe with this one 😊
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:50
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Knock at the door. ..
Is Mrs Kiltrash in?
Well ... she's in the stimulator. ..
Stimulator? Don't you mean simulator? ?
No, have you not seen where i put the Joystick? ?
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:52
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....and children, today we look through the...round window
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 08:54
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It's a lot less bovver with a hover.... see we can hide our new Vertical Take off and Landing in a urban environment. We got the idea from our Spies at Dunsfold.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 09:02
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Sergei...I realise that the Engineers have signed it off, but I have a bad feeling about these cheap Chinese parts...
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 09:20
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No, I live around the back in a second floor flap.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 09:35
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The world's first free range and painless sterilisation clinic opens in Liverpool.
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